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04-23-2012, 02:06 AM
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#1 | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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| what is the nicest way to ask ur ex for sex!?
who has experienced this and how or what did you say?
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04-23-2012, 02:09 AM
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#2 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Seriously?.... |
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04-23-2012, 02:09 AM
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#3 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Ask?!?!!
Get her in the mood dummy! Otherwise it's probably like having sex with a pillow
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04-23-2012, 02:24 AM
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#4 | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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"I missed ur touch"
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04-23-2012, 02:28 AM
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#5 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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"r u busy tonight?"
"no"
"ok im coming over"
"ok ill get ready"
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04-23-2012, 02:31 AM
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#6 | Wanna have a threesome?
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"Can I tap that"
Seriously, this is the worst thread I've ever read.
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04-23-2012, 02:38 AM
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#7 | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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dont worry , this thread will get somewhere eventually, if there are a few good stories! but seriously ppl. how can u ask them about it without creepin them out or seem desperate???
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04-23-2012, 02:47 AM
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#8 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Just whip it out |
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04-23-2012, 05:15 AM
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#9 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Use "The Naked Man"
The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times. Urban Dictionary: The Naked Man |
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04-23-2012, 06:31 AM
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#10 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail.
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04-23-2012, 07:39 AM
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#11 | Old School RS
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You are not nearly alpha enough to do your ex...
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04-23-2012, 08:27 AM
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#12 | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by ShanghaiKid Use "The Naked Man"
The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain sympathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times. Urban Dictionary: The Naked Man | Girls tend to pull off the naked man better than men do (kinda ironically) :P
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04-23-2012, 12:04 PM
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#13 | Banned By Establishment
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I dunno, please?
You did say "nicest" way.
With a cherry on top?
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04-23-2012, 01:11 PM
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#14 | Editor
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Originally Posted by Gridlock I dunno, please?
You did say "nicest" way.
With a cherry on top? | and some whipped cream haha
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04-23-2012, 01:36 PM
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#15 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by asian_XL 1 out of 3 times you will be accused in attempted rape and put in jail. | more like 3/3 times |
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04-23-2012, 02:09 PM
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#16 | Banned By Establishment
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text her what you doing and if you cant navigate the conversation into sex u a faggot
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04-23-2012, 02:49 PM
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#17 | RS controls my life!
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No wonder your ex broke up with you... |
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04-23-2012, 02:58 PM
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#18 | Throw yo paws in da air!
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tell her you wanna get jiggy jiggy with her
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04-23-2012, 03:19 PM
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#19 | My homepage has been set to RS
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offer her a share of your dorritos |
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04-23-2012, 03:47 PM
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#20 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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If you need to ask then you probably won't be getting any. You'll have more chance of asking a hooker for sex then from your ex.
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04-23-2012, 05:13 PM
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#21 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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lol WTF... you dont want to go there...
theres a reason why its your EX
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04-23-2012, 07:02 PM
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#22 | Banned By Establishment
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i need a refresher on how your insides feel?
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04-23-2012, 07:03 PM
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#23 | I want to be a person and not an icon.
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Originally Posted by Bigbaddie Just whip it out |
If you whip it out, she will have to suck it.
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04-23-2012, 08:59 PM
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#24 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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You cannot be serious. Sex with the ex?
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04-23-2012, 09:24 PM
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#25 | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by Gridlock With a cherry on top? | you sure the cherry is still there?
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