got this in my email...pretty funny
> If you receive an email entitled
> "Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this
>one is
> pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard
>drive, but it
> will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
>computer. It
> demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It
>reprograms your
> ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
>subspace
> field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
>program
> your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will
>mix
> antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It
>will
>drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will
>leave dirty
>underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It
>will replace your
>shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
> "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
>leave
> the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>dangerously close
> to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
>your
> mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with
>whole milk.
>
>***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll
>fart so
> hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
>front of
> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>
>
>
> Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE
>WORLD!
> Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
>And
>look
> at you - you're on the computer!!!!