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06-10-2008, 01:36 PM
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#126 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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^^ Agreed.
I used to get specific, going into engine size and model information but now I just say "Cruiser"
I look like a cruiser guy
wtf
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06-10-2008, 01:51 PM
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#127 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by Los Bastardo  I look like a cruiser guy | you do do!
i guess because of ur previous sig, i always thought u looked like those guys in training day, but on a lime green pimped out bicycle with gold rims and white tires....
im not gonna say ur fatter than i thought cause u'll hurt me, so i'll just say i thought u were skinnier
(o___o)..
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-10-2008, 01:55 PM
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#128 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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because Chopstick is full of stupid, 4 years ago, i pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. i realized after the 3rd time i said it, i was in the wrong fucking place
(>___<)
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-10-2008, 02:06 PM
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#129 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by Chopstick you do do!
im not gonna say ur fatter than i thought cause u'll hurt me, so i'll just say i thought u were skinnier |
Hahah. Thats because on most pics posted of me on this site I -was- skinnier.
God bless fried chicken.
Back on topic with another call centre story:
Customer: Where are you from?
Me: I'm up here in Canada
Customer: Canada... y'all are communists, right?
Me:....what?
Customer: You know.. with that commie health care
Me: .....is that a serious question?
Customer: What?
Me: Is this a prank call?
I fixed the customer's issue and then got written up for that piece of dialog (performance assessment). Apparently asking someone too stupid to know about their neighboring country
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06-10-2008, 02:17 PM
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#130 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by fizz3r It always puzzled me when people ask me: "What do you ride?". I really don't know what to say to that. It's not often you have one of these people knowing anything about motorcycles. My answer to that have progressively simplified. It went from zzr-250, to ninja 250, to kawasaki 250, to sport 250. I'm tempted to just answer with sport now (seems like thats usually all they want to know). | I ride a red sport bike. That's all most people need to know. If they know bikes, they'll guess what bike and it'll go from there.
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06-10-2008, 07:41 PM
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#131 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Love this thread!
Went to Europe few years ago..trying to haggle with a street vendor for some souvenirs in Florence:
Me: *points to hat* How muchIe?
Vendor: 10 euros
Vendor: But I geev you a goot deal ...TOO FOR 20 EUROS!
lulz
Last edited by twitchyzero; 06-10-2008 at 07:42 PM.
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06-10-2008, 08:22 PM
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#132 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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from an kia dealership locally, my friend was getting a used g35
my friend: sir, the tires are the other way around, these ones(pointing to the front tires) should be on the rear
salesperson: no no no no no, the wider tires should be in the front because the engine is in the front and its a fwd, more traction you knowww
my friend & me: @_@...........@_@
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06-10-2008, 08:35 PM
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#133 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Your friend is hilarious.
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06-11-2008, 09:36 PM
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#134 | | I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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Idiot:<insert any question here>
Me: <insert serious response, no sarcasm etc.>
Idiot:"really?"
Honestly, why ask "really", that IS such a stupid question.
I've stopped answering people when they ask "really?" or any other similar question that asks the same thing as their first question. I just ignore them and continue whatever I was doing.
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Originally posted by ah_cat
"hi, Cbcgurl82 and f1 4ever, i'm uh.. Turbo E"
that sounds retarded.
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!SG on typing in caps:
"do you go around screaming and talking really loud in real life too then?"
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06-11-2008, 09:46 PM
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#135 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Chopstick because Chopstick is full of stupid, 4 years ago, i pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. i realized after the 3rd time i said it, i was in the wrong fucking place
(>___<) | Wow, I think I'm going to sig that.
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Originally Posted by Jason00S2000 Invisible sky daddies commanding people to do shit is just so beyond retarded, I feel like punching myself in the balls until I shit my computer chair. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick 4 years ago, I pulled up to burger king, and asked to get a teen burger. I realized after the 3rd time i said it, I was in the wrong fucking place.
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Originally Posted by Sky_High [19-10, 22:51] how many post do I need before I can fail TOS'D posts. | | |
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06-11-2008, 09:46 PM
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#136 | | HALF HUMAN
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I asked someone how many quarters are in a football game and they didn't know  | |
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06-11-2008, 10:11 PM
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#137 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by Alphamale Wow, I think I'm going to sig that. | haha! u fucking guy
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-11-2008, 11:44 PM
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#138 | | Larger Than Life Mod
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I get people looking over my bike (now old bike), and then ask what size the motor is...
this usually happens when they're by the tail section which has "750" on it in silver numbers...
Another one is what kind of bike is that?
A Suzuki GSX-R 750
Sweet! What size is the motor?
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"Sweetie...it's really hard for me to enjoy the sound of the engine with all that Yackin"
I'm not a biker, I'm a Crotch Rocketeer
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06-12-2008, 12:51 AM
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#139 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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My mom phones home...
"Hey son, where are you at?"
me: = =
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06-12-2008, 09:24 AM
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#140 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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LOL no way!? haha
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-12-2008, 10:20 AM
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#141 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Chopstick what if...
if every single commuter didn't drive for a month,
will gas companies go away? (o____o)?... | ..........
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Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO
Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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06-12-2008, 10:22 AM
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#142 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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(o_____o)!
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"TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
"LAGOS - Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery" Quote:
Originally Posted by Chopstick so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana | | |
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06-12-2008, 12:28 PM
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#143 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Not a question I was asked but happen to my friend
friend - I just bought my bag from the LV store today
Jen - is it fake?
friend - ..... wdf?
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GREG ADAMS!! GREG ADAMS!!"
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06-13-2008, 01:05 PM
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#144 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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Originally Posted by EuroTRASH Idiot:<insert any question here>
Me: <insert serious response, no sarcasm etc.>
Idiot:"really?"
Honestly, why ask "really", that IS such a stupid question.
I've stopped answering people when they ask "really?" or any other similar question that asks the same thing as their first question. I just ignore them and continue whatever I was doing. | That's more of a show of disbelief then an actual question.
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06-13-2008, 02:25 PM
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#145 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Meet a friend at Tim Hortons while dressed for work in combats.
Friend (who knows I'm in the army): "Where you going?"
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Through the mud and the blood to the green field beyond.
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06-13-2008, 04:35 PM
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#146 | | I STILL don't get it
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Here's another time hortons related stupid question
I was in the drive thru at time hortons getting my lunch. The employee asked me through the intercom:
"Is it for here or to go?"
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06-13-2008, 07:05 PM
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#147 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Bubble tea place in Richmond:
Me: Can I get a bubble milk tea please.
Waitress: Do you want bubbles with that?
Me: Huh? Yes...
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06-14-2008, 12:27 AM
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#148 | | Ubereem Mod
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LB! some of yours crack me up!!
HAHAHAH hilarious stuff! keep them coming!!
But I've had : Do you lend out money here?? (i work @ a FI)
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture sometimes I like to use kindergarten art class scissors to cut my pubes | | |
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06-14-2008, 01:17 AM
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#149 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by Gt-R R34 LB! some of yours crack me up!!
HAHAHAH hilarious stuff! keep them coming!! |
I plan to compile a big pile of call centre calls into one long sound file and post it when I'm done work next month. Some of these are just so  that they need to be heard to be believed.
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Originally Posted by MG1 She taught me right from wrong and always told me to stay positive and help others no matter how small the deed - that helping others gives us meaning to carry on. The sun is out today and it's a new day. Life is good. I just needed a slap in the face. | | |
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06-14-2008, 01:37 AM
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#150 | | degenerate extraordinaire
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there was this one forum posting on a celica forum
guy A is trying to sell a part and lives in the states
guy B lives in Canada and wants to buy
guy C ... random guy asking questions
A: hey, so how much is shipping to Canada? I live in Alberta?
B: I live in Buffalo, I live pretty close to the to Canada, which province do you live in?
C: quotes guy B and ends with "?????wtf"
B: shut your trap, I know what I'm talking about. Province is what Canada calls 'city'."
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by 97ITR
He would step out of his freshly downtown autospa detailed 996 C4s, check out his own reflection in the driverside window out of habit, take off his brand new limited edition D&G aviator sunglasses so the mf can see the fury in his eyes, sashay over to the other guy and then threaten to insert his black leather Savatore Ferragamo loafers into the guys rear-end. | | |
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