Originally Posted by mrbig
(Post 7148440)
I just came back from Vegas for the 3rd time. Finally went and checked out a strip club down there and went to Spearmint Rhino, and I was blown away! Here is a review of my experience (WARNING! explicit sexual content...proceed at your own risk :D)
First off, SR is not a full nude strip club, i.e. panties always on but it doesn't take away from the fun at all. Went to SR twice this trip, once on Friday and then again on Saturday. Call them for a limo pickup and get in free (reg $20 cover). Very easy to setup. Drinks are $15, even for bottled water, so pre-drink if you don't want to spend so much.
The cost breakdown for lapdances are as follows:
1) floor dances at your chair: $20/song - no touching allowed (but can probably get away with some touching on thighs and ass)
2) VIP room 1: $100/3 songs - large room with couches, not private
3) VIP room 2: $200/30 min + 2 drinks ($15 ea) - couches with dividers - semi-private
4) VIP room 3: $400/1 hr + 1 bottle ($375) - open booths, more private
The formal rule of the club is no touching allowed even in VIP rooms but most girls will allow it in VIP but YMMV on how much touching is allowed. If the VIP bouncer is an ass, he can tell you to get your hands off. If that happens try to tip him off. From what I've read on the net, even things other than touching can happen in VIP rooms, like a HJ or BJ or even full on sex, whether that is based on paying extra $, I don't know, but probably. However, SR was recently busted by police a month or two ago, so those "extras" are probably less common now.
First visit: Friday at 1pm
Place was so crowded that it is hard to find a seat. To get a table, you have to tip the bouncer or waitress. It is pretty dark inside and very smokey. There must have been >100 girls working. One main stage with 2 girls dancing simultaneously, and 2 smaller stages with 1 girl dancing. Majority of the girls are 8+ with a few 9+. Most girls have enhanced breasts in the C to DD range all wearing skimpy lingerie or bikinis. As soon as you walk in, girls will start coming after you for dances.
I recommend not letting the girls come to you but instead scope out the goods and pick a girl you are attracted to as you will enjoy the dance a lot more. My first two lapdances were with two girls that approached me who were very persistent so I caved in, They were only mediocre. The next girl I picked myself as she walked past me. Gorgeous blonde, mid-twenties, 34DD that looked really well done, playboy model toned slim body (in fact, she told me she sometimes appear on playboy TV), really nice bubble butt ass, a solid 9+. Ended up getting 3 songs from her. I wanted more but was running short on cash but i was determined to come back and take her to VIP so I did the next day.
Saturday night: 2 am
Club was less busy. Luckily ran into my blonde stripper right away. Surprisingly she remembered me and even my name. I took her to the VIP $200/30 min rooms. These rooms are quite popular even though it seems very expensive cuz there was a lineup. This is when the fun really started! (*explicit content below*)
She gave me the most intense and erotic lapdance experience I've ever had so far! I didn't get or wanted any extras but she did some crazy things that strippers here in Vancouver would never do. There was constant intense grinding in various positions, she let my hands wander all over her body (She had the most amazing enhanced boobs. They felt so soft and moved like they were real), her hands were all over me as well and rubbing my dick through my pants when her ass isnt grinding away on it, planted her ass on my face, unbuttoned my shirt so she can rub her babies on my bare chest, asking me to dry hump her as she grinded away, and even going down and nibbling and blowing my cock through my pants. The more I got into it, the more she did as well. She even started moaning part way through (probably fake but definitely added to the experience). I was in cloud 9 baby! She was such a pleaser. Half way in, I sort of lost my hard-on a bit and she gave me this sad puppy face look and started going at it with even more enthusiasm until I was hard as a rock again. On the last song, she started grinding harder and faster knowing I was going to blow my load. The more I said no, the more intense she grinded away until she got what she wanted. Then she turned around and with a devilish grin, she says to me "no means yes, right?". I was a bit embarrassed because this has never happened to me before from a lapdance but she assured me it happens alot. It was f***ing fantastic! What an experience. This definitely knocks the socks of any sort of lapdance we can get here in Vancouver. I'm looking forward to my next trip to Vegas already. Definitely going to look for her again!
I had a unforgettable experience, but I think it is YMMV as you really need to find the right girl because from what i can tell with the other VIP dances going on nearby, I was getting a lot more mileage than some of the other guys.
bottom line: pick your girl carefully and discuss what she would allow in VIP beforehand and go for the $200 VIP. It is worth every dollar. :thumbsup:
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