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01-30-2009, 08:25 PM
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#8901 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by murd0c  Just got this email
In court the other day there was a case regarding the custody of a small child.
The judge asked the boy, "do you want to live with your mother?"
He replied, "No I don't want to live with her because she beats me!".
The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?"
The boy stated, "No he beats me too."
Finally the judge asked, "where do you want to live?"
The child responded, "I want to live with the Vancouver Canucks!".
The judge asked, "Why do you want to live with the Vancouver Canucks?"
The boy exclaimed, "Because the Vancouver Canucks don't beat anybody | Quote:
Originally Posted by jigga250 older than the internets | Yeesh, that joke comes out everytime the canucks go on a slump. Since Raymond is finally scratched, when the hell is pyatt or bernier's turn to sit out?
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01-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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#8902 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I think the worst part about the Canucks every year is they are so god damn mediocore. Were always either just making the Playoffs, or just missing them...if you're going to lose fucking do it right so atleast we get a decent draft pick and build the team off of it, but no we suck it up just enough to make a first round exit, or just miss the playoffs altogether and get stuck with a shit 10th round pick.
Maybe they are just destined to always be bums.
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01-30-2009, 11:55 PM
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#8903 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Off topic, but with Forsberg signing with Modo and possibly retiring within lets say 2 years, do you think that he would make it in to the HHOF?
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01-31-2009, 12:09 AM
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#8904 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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he was, at one time, the best player in the league, so yes.
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01-31-2009, 12:16 AM
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#8905 | | manage the cap you say????
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Hm, you think we're gonna get a win tomorrow? Personally, I think its just gonna be the same thing all over again, a fucking disappointment.
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01-31-2009, 12:18 AM
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#8906 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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I can't imagine Gillis just sitting on his hand and not making a move like firing AV or unloading some players if the Canucks blow the next 2-3 games.
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01-31-2009, 08:05 AM
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That Yahoo article above about Sundin not skating over the all-star break has to be one of the worst written sports articles I have ever read in my life... it's got no point, no continuity and the information in it is either old or outdated or flat-out inaccurate (ie: Demitra is NOT back... Sundin himself said he was skating over the all-star break)
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01-31-2009, 08:27 AM
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#8908 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by 68style That Yahoo article above about Sundin not skating over the all-star break has to be one of the worst written sports articles I have ever read in my life... it's got no point, no continuity and the information in it is either old or outdated or flat-out inaccurate (ie: Demitra is NOT back... Sundin himself said he was skating over the all-star break) | I was listening to Team1040 (Pratt and Taylor) and the interview clip they played of Sundin, Sundin said so himself he just went to Whistler with his wife to take a break and relax. So he didn't skate at all.
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01-31-2009, 09:05 AM
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#8909 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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On an unrelated note, I heard that Rick Rypien got into a fight in a Calgary bar the last time the team was down there. He beat up a patron there pretty bad and was sent back here by the team.
I believe the official word is Rypien is away due to "family reasons".
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01-31-2009, 09:47 AM
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#8910 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by SHARKY! I was listening to Team1040 (Pratt and Taylor) and the interview clip they played of Sundin, Sundin said so himself he just went to Whistler with his wife to take a break and relax. So he didn't skate at all. | Did he actually say he DIDN'T skate?
I mean, he didn't say he ate anything either, so shall we assume he starved the whole time? He probably didn't take a dump either, since he didn't specifically state that he did...
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01-31-2009, 09:53 AM
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#8911 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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I bet the teams playing tonight are saying "fuckk... why do we have to play tonight... its UFC 94" and come out flat lol...
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01-31-2009, 11:42 AM
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#8912 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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if he didnt skate wtf is the difference, he's not skating at NHL speed so if he's working out for 3 hours a day in the gym but not skating, big fucking whoop, if your not skating at NHL speed then why bitch over him not skating
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01-31-2009, 01:54 PM
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I wonder what the record is for a losing streak in NHL right now lol
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01-31-2009, 01:59 PM
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#8914 | | misfortune cookie (V)
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Originally Posted by 5enses I wonder what the record is for a losing streak in NHL right now lol | http://thelongestlistofthelongeststu...m/long395.html
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01-31-2009, 02:34 PM
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#8915 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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ovi hittin the bong: 
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01-31-2009, 02:44 PM
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#8916 | | In RS I Trust
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WTF where u get that from? thats fricken awesome!!
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01-31-2009, 02:51 PM
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#8917 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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Originally Posted by Hondaracer ovi hittin the bong: | ovi?  | |
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01-31-2009, 03:07 PM
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#8918 | | God of Unce
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Nice to know we're almost half way to breaking the record with our losing streak woot.
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01-31-2009, 03:13 PM
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#8919 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Isn't that Michael Phelps in the bong picture?
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01-31-2009, 03:21 PM
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#8920 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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lol yea, but i thought it looked more like ovi then phelps lol, i dont even think it's phelps :/
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01-31-2009, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jah Al Zawahiri Isn't that Michael Phelps in the bong picture? | yeah it is LOL
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01-31-2009, 04:56 PM
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#8922 | | In RS I Trust
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01-31-2009, 06:09 PM
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#8923 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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GO CANUCKS GO!!
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01-31-2009, 06:11 PM
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#8924 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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no commentators tonight?
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nvr mind....
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01-31-2009, 06:14 PM
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#8925 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by keitaro no commentators tonight? | Nucks aren't good enough for them
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