Fuck you, piss me off so much you stupid shit. Hbd to me+china=D

Happy Birthday, Ms. Girl whom I passed up for some ungrateful whore. Celebrating with you and your friends was fun :)

min.tee, did you get some?

I wonder why people my age constantly think about sex and how to get some. At times I think to myself, why are you talking about sex as if you've done it? Why do you have an idea that you should lose your virginity. Fuck that shit, at times I think I made a mistake. Other times I think, fuck I really want to have sex now!!!!.
Random rambling to avoiding chem and physic homework sigh...............

^
hey lb, calm down.

what a good day

Apparently I suck at dressing myself. I think I always knew this, but my gf has re-affirmed it. Now, she picks out clothes for me, and I kinda like it.

Naw didn't get any, she's taken now, but I hit on the waitress for some laughs.

She brought us the dessert menu after dinner, and my friend's bf ordered something as the others were telling the other waiter about how they wanted the cake to be presented. So she asks me if I wanted dessert.

"I'm good... actually, I'd like to have you for dessert."
"Haha, sorry I'm not on the menu"
"I can't have you a la mode, with ice cream all over you?"
"I don't think my boss would allow me to do that while working" *laughs*
"Aww c'mon, it'll only take like ten minutes."
"Yeah, unfortunately, I have a boyfriend."
"Oh really? I have two goldfish."
*laughs* "I have no idea why you needed to tell me that." (Friend and her bf, who was listening to all this, both give me a weird look)
"I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter... like your boyfriend." *wink*
*laughs* "Wow, haha did you write a book on pickup lines or something"
"No, it's just the alcohol talking."

:haha:

^Lol, Nice job. :thumbsup:

min.tee you're smooth. Can i learn from you ?

What's there to learn from me? D:

lg #2, chasing initiated. muahah.

STOP DISTRACTING ME!!! omfg.

but i kinda like it =[

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED MIDTERMS TMR!

i love trance <3

so tired after finishing so many errands today.. -.- i need a shopping spree :(

So I talked to your friends today and they seemed really nice.
We decided to meet up tomorrow and do the assign together. Hope you will be there too! :)

you made your choice clear, why can't I just forget you? you're not even attempting to be friends anymore. Sigh. dumb boys.

+1 for me. except it's my dumb ex gf lol.

Why are you still hauting me in my head? It's been almost a year since we've broken up and over four months since i've last seen you. I wish I could just forget you completely, but it becomes really annoying when I bump into mutual friends who always assume I know wtf you're doing with your life.

JUST LEAVE GOD DAMNIT.

Sigh why did you have to be bisexual. FUCK.

Double the competition, but double the chances of a threesome. ;)

^it also might be a cop out because she doesn't want to date you.


I tried to fix this. I really did. My conscience is eased a little knowing I at least tried. It's up to you now to accept or reject my apology.

Almost 10 months without getting laid. =( fml

^ It's fine. There's a majority of guys on RS that haven't gotten laid longer than you. :lol You're good!

It's not fine! I somehow fuck up all the chances I have at getting poon. Did I spend all of my good luck getting laid in the past three years or something?

edit: I mean I've come close so many times only to somehow fail, you don't know how blue my balls are right now!

my condolences, i think it's a good time to hit up Boss or Fabric for easy pickings