Fuck my life. I need a serious life crisis meet.

Work was going pretty shitty... Cinco de mayo themed treats... Ended up taking a few shots of vodka and the day started to turn around.

Definitely looking forward to the weekend / tmrw night. I fucking need this.

yea, yea we do bro.
what is it now? week 5 of us partying?

Bromance.

Way to ruin a perfectly good date.... Woman these days

^
Bro, you got pussy blocked.

Not the first time either...... :fuuuuu:

fuck you, and you, and you, and you, and you. Oh!, and you.

I don't even get why your still talking to me like nothings happened

Dam C-lais... There goes my accident free record

oh god..best buds girlfriend calls and just starts breaking down crying

to my dearest GF

FUCK WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE FUCKING 40DAY TRIP BACK TO CHINA...

and ....
to my friend who is single

when i say text you I AM FUCKING SEX DEPRIVED
you dont text back ME2

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

must stay home.... AND NOT VISIT YOU!!!!

If you could live with 15+ years of your life with using just your hands you can very well manage 40 days without a pussy massaging your penis.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand it wasn't easy.

Got offered a job which is a potential career. Achieved another milestone. Stepping stones to sucess. Moving up the ranks now and entering the real world. Need to push all these bitches outta the way and focus on my priorities. Nows my chance to shine but i still have a desire to go for post secondary. Toughest decision of my life. Wish I had more time to sort things out. Got the biggest headache right now.

Red wine and regret

U literally make my day or you're able to ruin it...

not sure if moving out on my own is actually going to make me happy or not.. have a fear of being truly :alone:

lol, at least its not white wine and just SLEEP:alone::alone::alone:

ps: was this with the new chick that u met?

I LOL'ed.

fuck my horrible life, can't trust you for shit, your a faggot friend don't fucking cry back to me when shit goes down

missing you, thinking about you, wishing you'd say something.
all i tried to do and want to do is make you happy.

for the next 78 years
for better or for worse
in sickness and in health
for richer or for poor
i'll be by your side

how the week goes:

mmmooonnndddaaayyy
tttuuueeesssdddaaayyy
wwweeedddnnneeesssdddaaayyy
ttthhhuuurrrsssdddaaayyy
fridaysaturdaysunday

:rukidding: