Nowadays, if you are looking for something exciting from the Bavarian manufacturer, you'd want the F22 M2 anyway.

Wasn't Evolove's pregs girl 18/19 or smt? I met this girl on OKC who had a very similar story [emoji23]

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RIP :QQ:

GDI. I spent 15 minutes trying to find out what was beeping 3 times every minute. I stood in various parts of my home, and it didn't sound like I getting any closer to the source. I checked my front door to see if the sound was coming from the hallway. I even went on the patio.


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You noticed :ahwow:
<3 lol :tears:

When are we getting an update? LOL I'm still waiting wtf

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:ahwow: Whoa!! Big move!!! Well I hope you enjoy your week off with some slight debauchery :fullofwin: and Congrats on your new job!
Is it closer to home commute wise?

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^^ awww nice good luck!! I send u all the good new job mojo <3

I had a similar incident happen recently. Hubby went to throw the garbage. I heard muffled yelling for like 10 mins and I stood in diff parts of the apt opening windows and shit to see if it was coming from outside. I thought some drunk bum jus having too much fun or something lol. Then the fire alarm started going off in short bursts and i was standing in my kitchen like oh shit i need to get my coat whats happening!?

.........turns out he was stuck in the elevator, calling my name and pressing the alarm button to get help LOL. It was 3am. The elevator finally opened some time later and he busted into the apt like WHY DIDNT YOU COME RESCUE ME!?!?!

It was so sad I couldnt help laughing but i felt bad for days LOL.

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Fuckin squirt party man. Any day anywhere, challenge myself - could i squirt on him? On the floor? On the couch? WHILE IM STANDING!? Into a bottle!? Will he drink it? Could i squirt on his face!? Would it sting if it got in his eyes!? Id taste it too.

Cant relate tho - my sex drive is as high as it was when I was a virgin lol. Although, the first time i ever saw a penis, i ran out of the house and down the block lol. When i went back I felt like it was watching me like a cyclops even through the pants. So maybe let her see it before you actually want her to do stuff to it..... Might be scary for her lol.

Btw PK, squirt liquid has a bit of pee components in there. So just watch white colored linens and things. It can stain like through bedsheets onto mattresses. Always use a towel. Get some baby wipes cuz cleanliness = no uti for her esp if shes just starting to get sexual and letting you play with her giblets. Get her to actually pee too after you guys fool around, uti prevention for girls :)

What a time to be alive on this thread. :lawl:

Traum are you gonna reveal your dating stories? Now is the time :lawl:

Might be going back to Cali, all expenses paid this time if the phone call goes well friday :awwyeah:

Except I can't bring a bike there this time to redo Copernicus Peak:okay:

As I was saying in the other thread, I try to follow the mantra that a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, so I hope you'd please forgive me for being light on details.

As far as stories / general observations go though, I can only say that each dating experience / relationship is always an eye opener in more ways than one. And while certain (many?) things I learned can be carried over and applied from one relationship to another, each subsequent relationship has always taught me many, many new things that I couldn't have possibly thought of before.
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As a person, I'd like to think that I have grown and matured as a result of these relationships, and I know I'll forever owe my thanks to these fine ladies for that.

Some of the past relationships have left me with the lingering what-ifs that I'd never be able to answer. For example, the cheap bastard in me has always nagged me about how I could have been living in a $5M house with a couple of Porsches and fun cars in the garage right now. Alas, it was not meant to be because of my own stupid conscious decision...

(But hey, my SO is absolutely the best girl that I've ever met, and I am the luckiest bastard in the world to have nabbed her. :)

Went to clubbing like twice, I think.

Definitely not my thing. The second time I went was when a couple invited a bunch of people, including me because it's the birthday for one of them. I didn't really do anything, and towards the end, there was a completely random stranger girl that licked my ear. WTF?!:heckno:

Never went again after that shit.

Rather be doing car stuff, but unfortunately, the current weather is too cold for doing anything but driving.

Maybe try getting her to vape? Just a random idea.

Some people actually do that... It's pretty gross and horrifying IMO.

For me it mostly love. The only hate comes from how much I have to fill up(which happens a lot), or when I have to work on it and something is hard to reach.

And I don't feel bad at all when I drive my car hard. Rotary is pretty much designed to be driven hard without repercussion, and the sound it makes... :alonehappy:

That is tame. Some might call that a good night.

But I see your point, I stopped clubbing for reasons.

^ UnknownJinx, maybe you got licked by a stranger cuz you look like a snack???
Did she put her tongue in your ear hole or just licked the outside?

Lol club girls are groty

It's definitely enough for me to not go clubbing ever again.

IMO that's just uncalled for and gross.

Maybe I am just conservative when it comes to this kind of stuff.

I don't look that tasty, come on.

I cannot remember the details at this point. I twitched my head away when I felt it and I just saw this girl smiling...

So you got her number? I think I can be into that kind of kink LOL



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nah man you gotta boost your self-esteem, someone did thought you was tasty

I agree.

UNKNOWNJINX OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE A WHOLE MEAL :ahwow:

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#GettinLickedByChix

Naw, this kinda stuff is not my cup of tea...

Doesn't mean much if they are drunk though... Drunk people do some hilarious and/or gross stuff.