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02-11-2009, 11:51 AM
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#1 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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02-11-2009, 11:56 AM
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#2 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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ahah sounded like a nammer?
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02-11-2009, 12:09 PM
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#3 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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middle age nammer
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02-11-2009, 12:24 PM
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#4 | | Banned (BBM)
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WTF BBQ
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02-11-2009, 12:51 PM
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#5 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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stupid people are stupid
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How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
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02-11-2009, 01:23 PM
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#6 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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hahahahaha dumb ass of the century award goes to him.....he was arrested for calling 911 to....lol
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02-11-2009, 01:35 PM
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#7 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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02-11-2009, 01:40 PM
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#8 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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people are so stupid these days
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02-12-2009, 08:36 PM
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#9 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Almost as bad as the guy calling 911 for not getting his order right at Subway. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0..._n_117343.html | |
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02-12-2009, 09:16 PM
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#10 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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i dont think he's a nammer becasue he not in the nammer list
1. you eat everything with fish sauce and/or soy sauce
2. you sit and eat with one foot on the chair
3. got pho?
4. you or someone you know is doing something illegal
5. ur parents don't send u to ur room, they beat the crap out of u
6. you love any game involving cards, especially Tien Len and Poker
7. you're addicted to gambling
8. you don't mind spending 100 dollars on a bottle of water
9. u and ur friends fight til death for the bill when u guys go eat
10. you wear all brand name clothes
11. you have no patience
12. you love chinese/korean movies, especially the long ones with a billion episodes
13. you've never seen your parents kiss, hold hands, or say "i love you" to each other and if they do anything like that, you'd be fucking grossed out
14. you either went across the street from your high school to gamble or went to the billiards nearby to play pool or jits
15. your parents are strict as hell
16. you had to kneel on jackfruit peels, if you still have to do this, i feel very sorry for you, call children's aid!!
17. you drive a Toyota, Acura or Honda
18. your parents still call you by your viet nick name (usually starts with cu or be)
19. you go to raves
20. your parents teach you to say hi to people but they never fucking say hi to you
21. when you step out of the house for anythin, ur parents think you're going to join a gang...
22. you learn so fast, you scare the shit out of your teachers, but you hate going to school
23. you noi voi me like this cus it's too rude to use tau voi may and it's too weird to use anh, chi, em...
24. your last name is Nguyen (ok fine, not all of you, but you're probably related to a Nguyen tho)
25. your parents only want you to be a doctor, a dentist or a fucking lawyer... wtf happened to all other professions???
26. you or someone you know does nails or works in a salon
27. you have a karaoke system at home but you go to karaoke bars anyway
28. your religion is most likely Buddhism or Christianity
29. your political views include Guvernment, Republik, Distrikt and you vote @ Pulse...
30. you have an anger problem
31. you need a haircut
32. you know the lyrics to most backstreet boys and nsync songs and you even know their names and which parts they sing
33. you probably talk shit behind people's backs
34. when your family has a get together party, they talk and laugh so frickin loud, like a fish market, oh and of course they do karaoke
35. you used to get those ridiculous bowl or mushroom haircuts
36. no matter where you go, you look at other asian people wondering if they're Viet
37. your hair used to be split w/ yellow highlights and now it's spiked! (guys)
38. ur Chinese friend's parents speak to you in Cantonese/Mandarin, u haven't got a clue how to answer so you just nod and smile...
39. you love war movies (Troy, Gladiator, 300 etc...) cus they remind you of kiem hiep! (chinese movies with billion episodes)
40. you've had to translate for your parents at least several times and it annoyed the hell out of you
41. you have so many relatives, some of which you never knew existed, and you haven't got a clue how you're related to them, basically, you have one fucked up family tree
42. you have a staring problem
43. you or someone u know works at a karaoke bar
44. you grow only your pinky finger nail, who knows why the hell you do that (guys)
45. someone in your family has an engineering degree
46. you're an alcoholic
47. you always find excuses to party, in fact, you party all the time for no apparent reason
48. you've probably seen a Paris by Night, Van Son or Asia...
49. you stay healthy by taking herbs and vitamin E
50. u love wearing the hard core viet flip flops, indoor and outdoor
51. you've witnessed a slaughtering of a pig and/or chicken
52. you do the viet squat (sitting down like you're...)
53. you love soccer, and you wonder why vietnam never makes it to the world cup
54. you have cravings for instant noodles sometimes and you don't fucking know why
55. your uncle that just came over from vietnam gets booked by the cops for capturing those poor geese at the parks
56. u eat those duck eggs for snack(the ones used in Fear Factor)
57. you love banh chung, banh gio, banh uoc, you name it, anything that starts with banh...
58. you had 1294495745967 god brothers and sisters
59. if u liked a girl and she didn't like u, u asked her to be ur god sister
60. your parents always compare you to other kids
61. you're an accident
62. your parents don't know a thing about you
63. you have a shit load of bags in your lower kitchen cabinet (taken from grocery stores for home use such as garbage bags...)
64. your relatives in the states are filthy rich from nail stores
65. u have some uncles that's got fucked up names, usually involvin numbers and weird fruits or some shit u've never heard of
66. your parents told you they found you in the trash can
67. at some point of ur life, you went to those pointless new year fest thing where you walked around and did nothing, and said hi to the same people over and over and it got awkward after the 100th time, then you left
68. your parents are extremely superstitious, if you stand facing the wrong direction, they spin kick you back to the "right" direction
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02-12-2009, 09:42 PM
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#11 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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I is smrt
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02-12-2009, 11:08 PM
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#12 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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LOL backfired. Police arrested him instead.
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02-13-2009, 09:25 AM
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#13 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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This one is INTENSE.
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02-13-2009, 04:29 PM
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#14 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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^- holy shit that kid is a soldier
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02-14-2009, 12:04 AM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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he needs to get laid by the old woman across from my house
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