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#726 in the butt
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A white dude walks into a washroom to take a piss. "Oh your wifes name is Maica too?" "No mon, Welcome to Jamaica."
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Heard this on the radio. It's an ad by Cabinets R Us.
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
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COVI-19 jokes.............. laughter is a powerful thing. Makes women pee. Not squirt............ well, maybe. LOL
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
#729 JDMEK9 Mod | DogWhisperer
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Best pick up line I've seen so far:
Eh girl, are you covid-19? cuz I would LOVE to flatten yo curves
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Best one I've heard is the one right here on RS.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
#731 RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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this one made me lol a few days ago
#733 RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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#734 My homepage has been set to RS
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staying at home saving for humanity?
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i install anti-virus into my body so my body is virus-free!
#735 Waxin’ Punks
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MG1 Best one I've heard is the one right here on RS.
It’s a meme.
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MG1 punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
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mikemhg What do your farts sound like then?
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ignore the part on the right. couldn't find a clean version.
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Order (of chinar made masks) arrived at Richmond already. Not sure if I can get it today. Since they can't really get into the building without a fob ...
No shortage here.............
Too easy, too easy.........
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
#738 I am Hook'd on RS
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A journalist, researching for an article on the complex political situation in Northern Ireland, was in a pub in a war-torn area of Belfast. One of his potential informants leaned over his pint of Guinness and suspiciously cross-examined the journalist: "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" the Irishman asked.
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I was looking for that the other day. Friend messaged it to me............. funny as hell.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
#741 I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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Saw this in my feed -- have to share it:
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People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 *really* that serious?"AGREE on the same thing, it is probably pretty serious.
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hell is probably busy and even crowd there
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from the day i started watching porn
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championships.
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
#745 RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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For those who subscribe to the theory of Maslows pyramid, i thought this was pretty good.
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Have you guys heard of the new corduroy pillows? They’ve been making headlines.
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MG1 punkwax, I don't care what your friends say about you, you are gold!
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mikemhg What do your farts sound like then?
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punkwax Have you guys heard of the new corduroy pillows? They’ve been making headlines.
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I searched for
truth , and all I found was You
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VIDEO
Whole thing is funny, but the best punchline is at 3:16
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"there but for the grace of god go I"
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Youth is, indeed, wasted on the young.
YODO = You Only Die Once.
Dirty look from MG1 can melt steel beams.
"There must be dissonance before resolution -
MG1 " a musical reference.
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