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03-29-2009, 05:14 AM
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So I'm probably sharing something I wouldn't care to discuss socially. Pertaining to the subject matter at hand, viewer discretion is strongly advised so don't tell me I didn't warn you. 
Now for whatever reason I seem to have this nasty habit whenever I go to the do no.2. I don't know if its some sort of weird psychological disorder or what, but its slightly disturbing to say the least. Basically whenever I take a shit I can't seem to take a crap unless I'm completely butt naked, no joke! To make matters worse is the fact whenever I'm taking a leek at a public washroom I'm unable to piss/poop if there's someone next to me at the urinal or in one of the attached stalls. Don't want to digress but whats with those people who feel compelled to piss right beside you when there's other urinals available. Isn't it public washroom etiquette for pee'ers to leave at least one urinal 's length away from others if possible? - end rant -
Its been like this since I was 14 or so. This can't be normal but its not like this could cause any harm or have any detrimental effects. Just thought if this was some kind of compulsive disorder cause its one of those 'WTF' subjects.
Taboo? you be the judge.. 
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03-29-2009, 08:38 AM
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#2 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Dont worry, I have the same problem as you discussed about people standing beside you in a public washroom urinal. I try to use a stall to pee whenever I can.
Your first problem with being naked in order to take a dump.... no idea.
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03-29-2009, 09:34 AM
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#3 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Naked --> take shitz.
How about just try taking of your pants next time but keeping the shirt on
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03-29-2009, 07:56 PM
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#4 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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I've taken shits butt naked before, then jumping into the shower. Its normal, but I don't do it all the time.
As for the urinal thing, yeah..it is kinda awkward taking a piss when theres another dude doing his thing right beside you. It even weirder if theres no board that separates each urinal..gah.
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03-29-2009, 08:22 PM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i feel the same brah. often i take off my pants so i can spread my legs wider and plant myself down for the really big one.
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03-29-2009, 09:18 PM
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#6 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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haha, reminds me of that scene from the movie waiting..
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03-30-2009, 11:40 AM
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#7 | | noob
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Seriously, this is a debilitating thing to deal with. 
I can see how this issue can sound like a joke but its a cruel thing to deal with. The worst was at GM place watching hockey and I had to take a piss in the 2nd intermission. Those that regularly go watch hockey games live know how utterly batshit crazy the restrooms can get. So in a nutshell I'd have to try my best to make it appear as if I've taken a piss as not to look out of place. I'm sure the guy beside me knew I was faking cause there was no sound of piss crashing down into the urinal. So for the rest of the hockey game I'd have to sit like there were ants in my pants uncomfortable as a mother son of a bitch. To add insult to injury, I heard its not good for you bladder to hold your pee in.
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03-30-2009, 12:20 PM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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One thing....you can try to find those large handicapped bathrooms.....you get all the privacy and can take all the time you need..
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03-30-2009, 08:02 PM
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#9 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Mcdix, i love those man. There's no spy holes or anything.
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03-30-2009, 09:42 PM
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#10 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by AsRealAsItGets  Seriously, this is a debilitating thing to deal with.
I can see how this issue can sound like a joke but its a cruel thing to deal with. The worst was at GM place watching hockey and I had to take a piss in the 2nd intermission. Those that regularly go watch hockey games live know how utterly batshit crazy the restrooms can get. So in a nutshell I'd have to try my best to make it appear as if I've taken a piss as not to look out of place. I'm sure the guy beside me knew I was faking cause there was no sound of piss crashing down into the urinal. So for the rest of the hockey game I'd have to sit like there were ants in my pants uncomfortable as a mother son of a bitch. To add insult to injury, I heard its not good for you bladder to hold your pee in.
There must be a medical condition for this sort of thing. | That's weird and I was going to ask you how you deal with sporting events that are crowded. I can't really throw stones though because I get nauseous if I'm in a theater or at a Canucks game and not sitting either on or right near the isle. I cannot stand being stuck in the middle with people all around me, same goes for airplanes I have to sit in the isle seat or it's hello barf bag.
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03-30-2009, 10:05 PM
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03-30-2009, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by AsRealAsItGets Seriously, this is a debilitating thing to deal with.
I can see how this issue can sound like a joke but its a cruel thing to deal with. The worst was at GM place watching hockey and I had to take a piss in the 2nd intermission. Those that regularly go watch hockey games live know how utterly batshit crazy the restrooms can get. So in a nutshell I'd have to try my best to make it appear as if I've taken a piss as not to look out of place. I'm sure the guy beside me knew I was faking cause there was no sound of piss crashing down into the urinal. So for the rest of the hockey game I'd have to sit like there were ants in my pants uncomfortable as a mother son of a bitch. To add insult to injury, I heard its not good for you bladder to hold your pee in.
There must be a medical condition for this sort of thing. | Even using a stall to take a piss doesnt help?
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03-31-2009, 02:16 PM
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It is called anxiety. When you're nervous or anxious, the brain makes a series of choices to the stimuli. This would cause a complex response.
In all seriousness, it isn't anything that is weird per se. You have anxiety when people are around you when you piss. Nothing weird about that at all. Your brain goes into "fight or flight" mode which means you're ready to either throw down or run away. When it enters this mode, you basically begin to shut down everything that is not essential and focus on survival. I know this probably sounds a bit extreme but this is how your body/mind works.
Now, how do you get over it? I would say just keep on exposing yourself to these situations and you'll get the hang of it. Start small and work your way up. Same with your poop issue.
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04-03-2009, 04:13 AM
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#14 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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i shit standing, and piss laying down. i dont think it's weird at all.
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04-03-2009, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by k-fever I've taken shits butt naked before, then jumping into the shower. Its normal, but I don't do it all the time.
As for the urinal thing, yeah..it is kinda awkward taking a piss when theres another dude doing his thing right beside you. It even weirder if theres no board that separates each urinal..gah. | +1
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04-03-2009, 04:59 AM
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#16 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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exposing your feet to public bathroom floors is probably contributing to your foot fungus/hygiene problem.
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04-03-2009, 05:28 PM
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mind over matter man. you will get over it one day. when you gotta shit so bad or piss so bad and you have no choice, and after wards you'll just go "oh it wasn't that bad".
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04-05-2009, 08:40 PM
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#18 | | retired
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Just ignore it. Thats what I did.
It used to take a while for me to get going when I'm at a urinal at GM Place.
But after a while, its all good. There are people everywhere, but don't worry, they wouldn't look unless they were a Flames fan anyways.
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04-06-2009, 11:37 AM
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#19 | | Banned (BBM)
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Hahaha I love naked dumps, you're not the only one man. Anytime I'm at home and taking a shit = clothes come off. If I'm at work obviously that is not the case, but I may throw my shirt off when dumping, just because I don't like the poo smell to get into my shirt.
As for the leaking. I'm the same way if it's a urinal that doesn't have a sepparter beside it, or if I don't have to pee really badly. A lot of guys have that problem man, I wouldn't worry about it.
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04-06-2009, 12:35 PM
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#20 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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you need to learn to relax and ignore your surroundings.
just think everyone is in the washroom for the same purpose.
its not like the guy is staring down at you with your business. lol
nobody wants to know.... atleast i don't want to know.
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04-06-2009, 12:42 PM
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#21 | | Ricer Mod
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I get "stage fright" as well. I can't piss if at all if there is someone else at a urinal. I always have to wait for a stall. The worst is when I go in and its empty so I go up to the urinal to do my duty and then someone else walks in... Im all like FUCK then I have to zip up and hit a stall. As for pants off shitting... thats pretty common too. Spreading the legs to the optimum point is pretty hard when trapped in jeans or something. 
Berz out.
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04-06-2009, 02:51 PM
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#22 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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Yep...the stage fright is pretty common. I get that too...although it's just to get started. Once the floodgates are open, I'm good to go even if someone's around.
As for in public places and especially hockey games, just go during the game. You miss out on a few minutes but when nature calls, you gotta go. It's usually fairly dead in the bathrooms while the game is going on.
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04-15-2009, 11:32 PM
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#23 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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lol i remember when i was in elementary school there was always this kid that got completely nude when he'd use the washrroom i was like wtf??
i hate using urinals when someones bside u esp when there are no boards like others have said, even worse is when its the urinals are flat into the wall so there is zero privacy, if u no what urinals im talking about
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04-16-2009, 04:35 PM
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#24 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Are you sure it's only stage fright and not, urinary infection?
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04-16-2009, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Truenosan But after a while, its all good. There are people everywhere, but don't worry, they wouldn't look unless they were a Flames fan anyways. | XD hahaha,
yea just dont think about it
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