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06-19-2009, 07:57 AM
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| Russian woman on trial for raping 10 men http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/18/blackwidow/ Quote:
A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.
The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.
Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.
She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.
After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to kep them erect.
Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.
Finally, local police identified the offender and arrested her.
At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.
“It was great,” the unnamed man said.
“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't use the clonidine on me.”
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06-19-2009, 07:58 AM
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#2 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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| Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/ Quote:
A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.
Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment. | |
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06-19-2009, 08:08 AM
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#3 | degenerate extraordinaire
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I like the reply of the guy in the first article... I'd probably say the same
and  @ second article
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06-19-2009, 08:22 AM
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#4 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't use the clonidine on me.”
Hahahaha, nice!
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06-19-2009, 08:32 AM
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#5 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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ahhaahh wtf, we need pics of her for the first story
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06-19-2009, 09:04 AM
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#6 | Ye olde moderator
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Men can't get raped by women. That is all.
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06-19-2009, 09:08 AM
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#7 | Witness protection
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Originally Posted by hotjoint ahhaahh wtf, we need pics of her for the first story | agreed... interesting, except for the parts about poisoning and, um... "trauma". no thank you. Quote:
Originally Posted by orgasm_donor Men can't get raped by women. That is all.  | snoo snoo!
Last edited by thumper; 06-19-2009 at 10:08 AM.
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06-19-2009, 09:11 AM
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#8 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by orgasm_donor Men can't get raped by women. That is all.  | for an orgasm donor, you obviously dont know the full extent of men's power.
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth | There is a time when you have to sig a post.
It just happened.
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06-19-2009, 09:26 AM
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#9 | Ye olde moderator
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Originally Posted by wouwou for an orgasm donor, you obviously dont know the full extent of men's power. | Thankfully I don't as I have not been raped by a man. But if you meant women's power? I stick with my original comment. There is only one way my cock's gonna get hard...and thats if some chick that I think is hot, is turning me on. In that case its not rape....its an orgasm donation.
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06-19-2009, 10:04 AM
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#10 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by orgasm_donor Thankfully I don't as I have not been raped by a man. But if you meant women's power? I stick with my original comment. There is only one way my cock's gonna get hard...and thats if some chick that I think is hot, is turning me on. In that case its not rape....its an orgasm donation. | I sincerely hope that's not the only way.
I believe the norm is for men to have a camp every morning, before you wake up.
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Originally Posted by Fei-Ji haha i can taste the cum in my mouth | There is a time when you have to sig a post.
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06-19-2009, 10:06 AM
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#11 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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ROFL "it was great"
seriously if you're a hot woman, why do you need to rape men?
was it really necessary to say that she was a devoted collector of horror films? Sounds really biased to me.
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06-19-2009, 10:08 AM
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I LOL'ed really loud @ Penis Trauma. |
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06-19-2009, 10:17 AM
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i wouldn't minded it except for the poison
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06-19-2009, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by maxx i wouldn't minded it except for the poison | and the trauma part dosen't bother you??! |
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06-19-2009, 10:43 AM
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06-19-2009, 10:45 AM
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#16 | I am on the internets
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Originally Posted by thumper and the trauma part dosen't bother you??!  | logic bro..
if you aint poisoned, you aint asleep, if you aint asleep and hot spider-fetish chick is standing over you, your man vegetable is a highrise. no need for ropes > no need for any penis trauma
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06-19-2009, 10:50 AM
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#17 | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Penis Trauma, those are two words that should never be together!
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06-19-2009, 11:07 AM
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#18 | F**K YOUR HEAD
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how is penis trauma defined?
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06-19-2009, 11:25 AM
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What a waste of clonidine. I'm sure if she had just asked, it would of been fine.
Maybe she's the type that likes the men to be like ninja's, who make no sound.
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06-19-2009, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by orgasm_donor Men can't get raped by women. That is all.  | Bull Shit.
I'm with you on it's not rape if you're willing. See pic below for not willing.
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06-19-2009, 11:44 AM
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#21 | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by AzNightmare What a waste of clonidine. I'm sure if she had just asked, it would of been fine.
Maybe she's the type that likes the men to be like ninja's, who make no sound. | Google Necrophilia |
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06-19-2009, 02:40 PM
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#22 | Banned (BBM)
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hahaha lol at both articles
we need pics tho
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06-19-2009, 02:47 PM
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the website looks bogus. theyre advertising russian women andpyramid scams on the same page... and they got a pic of a spiderwoman for the brunette
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06-19-2009, 02:53 PM
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06-19-2009, 02:57 PM
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#25 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I'm not sure if I want to see pics of this "Black Widow" chick. Chicks that need to drug men in order to get some are usually far from hot...
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