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Is it just me, or is there something so satisfying about watching the Sharks fail? No-Show Joe lives up to his name yet again!
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THE ROCK: "What's your favorite donut?"
DETECTIVE #2: "Jelly."
THE ROCK: "Oh, you like jelly. Well, jelly's a good one. The Rock says this; write this down. When you leave here, go down to Dunkin Donuts, get the biggest jelly donut you can find!"
(crowd pops louder)
LAWLER: "Oh, no... this guy's a COP!"
THE ROCK: "Write it down. Hold that jelly donut up, SQUEEZE all the jelly out, squeeze all the-- write it down; you like writing things down-- squeeze all the jelly out, and then-- write this down, you don't want to forget this-- TURN that sumbitch sideways, and stick it STRAIGHT UP your CANDY ASS!"
Wikipedia
"On April 18th 2010, after scoring on his own net, Dan Boyle attempted to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head. He missed and mistakenly shot and killed goaltender Evgeni Nabokov instead."
"Over nine seasons in the NHL, all with San Jose, Nabokov has become the Sharks leader in nearly every goaltending category, including games played, chokes, wins, and shutouts.[3] Despite these accolades he does nothing but vanish in the playoffs. XFD Sharks
-If you see Evgeni do not say hello. Instead, immediately perform the heimlich maneuver as he is sure to be choking.
-San Jose Heads Scout Tim Burke saw Nabokov on an advertisement during his trip to Russia while Burke went to scout another player.[2] Taken late in the ninth round, the Sharks had never seen him play; rather, they were more interested in the skill of Nabokov's father, a professional goaltender who played 18 years in Kazakhstan, and passed on the proud tradition of choking to his son.
-Was scored on by Dan Boyle crushing the hopes and dreams of Sharks fans everywhere."
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