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08-31-2009, 11:11 PM
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#226 | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Alright, I've found my victim. I met this girl in Kelowna a couple weekends ago. We've only exchange 4 texts since then so I don't care if I loose her, she lives to far anyway.
Let's see what happends
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08-31-2009, 11:25 PM
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#227 | Banned (ABWS)
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Hurryyyyyyyyy and tell us what happens, I'm bored
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09-01-2009, 01:03 PM
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#228 | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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I need to find myself some disposable friends. |
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09-23-2009, 10:33 AM
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#229 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by Mananetwork Alright, I've found my victim. I met this girl in Kelowna a couple weekends ago. We've only exchange 4 texts since then so I don't care if I loose her, she lives to far anyway.
Let's see what happends |
So? What happendsed?
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09-23-2009, 10:42 AM
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#230 | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Originally Posted by Eugene So? What happendsed? | Sigh** nothing happened, didn't even get a text back! Owned!
Don't care, we don't even hang out!
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09-24-2009, 08:26 AM
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#231 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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the girls probably just blocked him forever. haha
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09-24-2009, 11:18 PM
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#232 | Guest
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haha me and my friend decided to do this tonight. He did it not me. TOTAL fail but kinda funny. Gave him a chicks number and yeah. He knew her btw just didnt have her number.
Him - Supp you know who this is?
no reply then she calls
Her - whos this?
Him - ______
Her - Whats up?
Him - Uhhh nothing haha, Whats for hw for crim 131
Later on msn
Him - whats for hw
Her - nuthing
Him - oo, when can i tap that?
Him - ok..John told me to do it
Him - he said hes gonna go over your house and tap that shieet
Her - what? tap my door? I just won't open it
Her - HAHa he should have just asked me himself. That girl!
Him - would you let him?
Her - Id say fuck off John. Jokes
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09-25-2009, 06:35 AM
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#233 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by moomooCow I need to find myself some disposable friends.  | same here......
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09-25-2009, 10:08 AM
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#234 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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I did a variation of this a couple weeks ago by accident (was talking to some other chick.. sent message to another girl)
me - "Wanna hook up?"
her - "wtf is wrong with you?"
me - "oops.. wrong person"
me - "but whats the big deal.. you are actually single now.. it would sorta make sense"
(we had hooked up a couple times while she was dating some guy)
her - "NO"
me - "oh yah.. You only have sex when you are drunk dont you?"
Left it at that.. The girl I meant to send the original message to invited me over later that night.
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09-25-2009, 10:16 AM
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#235 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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OMG THIS THREAD IS AWESOME
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09-25-2009, 11:44 AM
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#236 | Banned (ABWS)
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Hmmm... Going to try this . |
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09-25-2009, 11:49 AM
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#237 | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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RS, getting guys laid since 2001.
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09-25-2009, 11:55 AM
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#238 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ That needs to be on one of the RS Milestone User titles. |
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09-27-2009, 08:15 PM
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#239 | sneaky beaky like
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p says:
so when can i tap that?
t says:
anytime u want babe
p says:
=O
win!
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09-27-2009, 08:45 PM
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#240 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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Where the hell am I
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09-28-2009, 03:18 PM
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#241 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by cho p says:
so when can i tap that?
t says:
anytime u want babe
p says:
=O
win! | ....Too bad you showed me a picture of her after and she was fug....
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09-28-2009, 04:01 PM
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#242 | Hopeless Romantic
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Originally Posted by PDKGD3 ....Too bad you showed me a picture of her after and she was fug.... | Lol /owned. But still probably nicer than his hand..
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09-28-2009, 07:49 PM
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#243 | I Wanna Go Fast!
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09-28-2009, 09:44 PM
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#244 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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two 5's make a 10. lol
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09-28-2009, 09:57 PM
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#245 | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by JKam two 5's make a 10. lol | No... No it doesn't...
Just like how 10 1s don't make a 10.
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09-28-2009, 10:12 PM
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#246 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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I guess my joke didn't go over too well.
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09-28-2009, 10:18 PM
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#247 | :inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by JKam I guess my joke didn't go over too well. | nope, cause RS is serious business.
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09-28-2009, 10:51 PM
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#248 | Banned (ABWS)
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me: hey
her: hey?
me: so we ya lemme tap dat
her: huh tap what?
her: are you drunk?
me: tap you, wen you lemme tap you
her: lol come over tomorrow I think your drunk
me: I'm not drunk, lemme tap you
her: okay just come over tomorrow  shes a chick that I haven't spoken with for months.
booyaa
quick failure:
me: hay L, so wen you gunna let me tap dat ass
her: fuck you drunk, no thanks
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09-29-2009, 06:33 AM
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#249 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by JKam two 5's make a 10. lol | Quote:
Originally Posted by CRS No... No it doesn't... | When you get'em both at the same time... oh yes they do... with a bonus Instant Win.
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Originally Posted by Godzira Does anyone know how many to a signature? | .. Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianrietta Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?" | |
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09-29-2009, 08:47 AM
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#250 | How I Mod your mother
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Do you guiz follow up? Or you just text and thats it?
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