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09-29-2009, 12:51 PM
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#251 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Soundy  When you get'em both at the same time... oh yes they do... with a bonus Instant Win. | and 4 3's make a 12!
err... I mean... 
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | 
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09-29-2009, 01:14 PM
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#252 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by TOS'd nope, cause RS is serious business. | hell motherfucking yeah!  | |
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09-29-2009, 01:14 PM
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#253 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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damn this thread...i wish i had a number of disposable friends for this
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09-29-2009, 01:21 PM
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#254 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by silk sabrina | selina
sai lin nia
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09-29-2009, 01:34 PM
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#255 | | Registered User
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suscribed for LOL's
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09-29-2009, 02:36 PM
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#256 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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tapping is great
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09-29-2009, 03:01 PM
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#257 | | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Last edited by JD像; 07-12-2011 at 12:50 PM.
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09-29-2009, 03:02 PM
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#258 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^ i guess she's hungry, is she bangable?
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09-29-2009, 04:12 PM
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#259 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by JD像 Now I've done it, FB message today from same girl:
"hey my love! how are you? seriously been to long. stop being so busy and lets go for din or something. K!? ill start phone stalking you until i see yah!
xoxoxox"
Shit  | well if she's your g/f ex-best friend, she wants you cause she'd know that would piss off your g/f, who she doesn't like. bitches be crazy.
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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09-29-2009, 04:44 PM
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#260 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Godzira Does anyone know how many to a signature? | ..
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Originally Posted by Brianrietta Not a sebberry post goes by where I don't frown and think to myself "so..?" | | |
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09-29-2009, 06:20 PM
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#261 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by underscore and 4 3's make a 12!
err... I mean... | no dude
12 = 2
in baccarat terms LOL
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09-29-2009, 08:04 PM
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#262 | | RS Veteran
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Oh man I am so late to the party but this shit is hilarious. I have to try this out. Direct approach FTW
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09-29-2009, 09:31 PM
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#263 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Hewlett-Packard no dude
12 = 2
in baccarat terms LOL | fuck right. I was playing the wrong game. I better study up on my baccarat. Thanks for the heads up dude!
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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09-29-2009, 10:03 PM
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#264 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by Hewlett-Packard no dude
12 = 2
in baccarat terms LOL |
With that logic, the highest you can ever get is a 9!
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09-30-2009, 01:14 PM
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#265 | | MoD
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i was with a couple of buddies at school
me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz.....
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09-30-2009, 01:29 PM
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#266 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ They got your Hopes up!
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09-30-2009, 01:49 PM
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#267 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by CRS
With that logic, the highest you can ever get is a 9! | Well, like the song says, "there ain't no 10s!"
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09-30-2009, 06:48 PM
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#268 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by k2_alpha i was with a couple of buddies at school
me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz..... | Wow.. No offense but you seriously need to work on your game if you managed to screw that one up.
I'm actually hoping a key piece of that convo is missing cuz I dont see how that could have been fucked up.
I'm actually sorta angry now.
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09-30-2009, 07:00 PM
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#269 | | MoD
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both girls are really close friends.
would have never happened anyways as both know i have a gf lol
plus girl 2 is on rs too.
she just played along.
but, this "can i tap that" works pretty well. im 3 for 5 lol
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09-30-2009, 07:22 PM
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#270 | | i like gifs
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Originally Posted by k2_alpha i was with a couple of buddies at school
me: can i tap that?
girl1: tap what?
girl2: he meant your ass you idiot..
girl1: like anal
girl2: yeah anal
guy buddy: (SCREAMS) ANAL!!! FTW
girl2: he like anal....
me: so can i tap that?
girl1:no....
girl2 to girl 1 you know you want him to. here is your chance.
me: sweet! ill pick you up from your place tonight
girl1: mmmm ok
girl2: can i come too?
me: ask girl 1. i ask her first
girl2: can i come. it would be fun
girl1: ok
(my guy buddy who is on RS finally catches on and is laughing like a hyena. girl 1+2 finally clue in)
girl 1+2 you bastard!!
girl 2 you got my hopes up!
me: damnzz..... | Quote:
Originally Posted by skyxx ^ They got your Hopes up! | if he played that right then his hopes wouldn't have been the only thing that was up.
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09-30-2009, 09:38 PM
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#271 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by k2_alpha both girls are really close friends.
would have never happened anyways as both know i have a gf lol
plus girl 2 is on rs too.
she just played along.
but, this "can i tap that" works pretty well. im 3 for 5 lol | Now you are changing your story. Before both girls "clued in".. now one girl was just playing along..
Also you arent 3 for 5.. Until your dick is inside the girl it doesnt count.
Its sorta like getting a girls number at a bar and then saying you hooked up with some chick because you think it will happen. Until it happens it means nothing.
Not trying to be an ass or anything. You are just making yourself sound dumb.
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09-30-2009, 09:57 PM
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#272 | | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by liu13 ^ i guess she's hungry, is she bangable? | Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate.
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10-01-2009, 09:59 AM
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#273 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by JD像 Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate. | pics now
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10-01-2009, 11:51 AM
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#274 | | :inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by JD像 Yeah I guess, but I'm not that dumb or that desperate. | Post pics, cause AsRealAsItGets might want her. Especially if they have something like OCD.
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10-01-2009, 02:28 PM
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#275 | | I STILL don't get it
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me: Hey
girl: Hi
me: Can I tap that?
girl: wtf? are you for real?
me: As Real As it Gets girl
girl: ........I'll think about it
me: Noob
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