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07-31-2009, 11:49 PM
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#101 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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What an awesome thread.
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08-01-2009, 12:00 AM
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#102 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Originally Posted by 3xta  yea bro, keep riding my cock. | HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Fucking busted + owned.
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08-01-2009, 06:43 AM
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#103 | | sneaky beaky like
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[QUOTE=;6530153]girl 2
me:when you gonna let me tap that
her:so you tell me your over me and that you dont like me.yell at me for saying i love you(i really didnt) and then ask me when ill let you tap that?
me:yes
her:wow your an ***
me:i bet your turned on though right?
her:**** you[QUOTE]
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08-01-2009, 11:15 AM
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#104 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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I told my friend to do it. This is how his conversation went:
Amigo: So when are you gonna let me hit that?
Her: You can hit it when I get back  . Be here on the 14th.
Amigo: Nice one....can't wait to go to the gingerbread house and taste the nookie...cough...I mean cookie
Her: Spare me the thought. You know you can get it either way.
I guess straight to the point does work!!
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08-01-2009, 09:08 PM
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#105 | | I is Romanian
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me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.
wtf revscene?!!
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08-01-2009, 09:11 PM
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#106 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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^ harshest response yet
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08-01-2009, 09:52 PM
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#107 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by avinayyar me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.
wtf revscene?!! | hilarious
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08-01-2009, 10:34 PM
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#108 | | God of Unce
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08-01-2009, 11:51 PM
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#109 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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^^ ROFL ROFL
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08-01-2009, 11:55 PM
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#110 | | Banned (ABWS)
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haha this is awesome!
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08-02-2009, 06:22 PM
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#111 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by avinayyar me: when you gonna let me tap dat
her: excuse me?
me: i need an answer
her: hey, don't ever txt or call or msg me. You are a fucking joke. Peace out.
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08-02-2009, 06:58 PM
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#112 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Me
so anyways, when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:55pm
Her
excuse me? 7:55pm
Me
when are you gonna let me tap that? 7:56pm
Her
never... 7:56pm
SHUT DOWN! i barely know this chick and only met a few times.
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08-02-2009, 07:02 PM
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#113 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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me says:
so can i tap that?
girl says:
tap what?
Me says:
you know
me says:
your dirty ass?
girl says:
hahahahhahaa
girl says:
my ass is clean!
girl says:
i shower this morning
me says:
oh i see but can i tap it?
girl says:
sure
girl says:
any time baby
me says:
LOL!
Me says:
that's awesome so when can I come over
girl says:
right now?
Me says:
ok brt
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08-02-2009, 07:10 PM
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#114 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^Wait what? How does a Gay guy have game!!!! I'm baffled......
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08-02-2009, 07:56 PM
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#115 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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^ don't you know. girls have a secret challenge to turn gay guys straight
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08-02-2009, 08:05 PM
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#116 | | Retired moderator
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Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time.
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08-02-2009, 08:12 PM
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#117 | | i like gifs
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me: hey, what are you up to tonight?
her: got a meeting
me: was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks
her: next time
me: hmm...so when can i tap it?
her: ...my ass?
me: yup!
her: we'll go for drinks next time and kill the sexual tension with a night of drunken making out and go from there
me: deal!
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08-02-2009, 08:37 PM
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#118 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by Ch28 me: hey, what are you up to tonight?
her: got a meeting
me: was going to ask if you wanted to go out for drinks
her: next time
me: hmm...so when can i tap it?
her: ...my ass?
me: yup!
her: we'll go for drinks next time and kill the sexual tension with a night of drunken making out and go from there
me: deal! | *bows down*
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08-02-2009, 09:31 PM
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#119 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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It worked.
Thanks RS for the action.
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08-02-2009, 09:34 PM
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#120 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Girl Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time. | rofl. rs has *THE BEST* lines. your friend sucks.
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08-02-2009, 11:58 PM
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#121 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Girl Me: So when can I tap that?
Me: I'll take the no response as a yes then?
Him: Do you always get your pickup lines from RS? Try to be a bit more original next time. | 
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08-03-2009, 12:11 AM
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#122 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Me: Hey babe when can I tap that?
Her: Whats "tap that" mean????
Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot.
Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means...
Me: It means we fuck, basically.
Her: oo.....ummm
Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11.
Her: riiight.
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08-03-2009, 02:19 AM
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#123 | | I is Romanian
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 Me: Hey babe when can I tap that?
Her: Whats "tap that" mean????
Me: Its a physical activity where 2 mature people show they care for each other, don't u care for me? I care for u... a lot.
Her: Um yeah but u still didn't tell me what it means...
Me: It means we fuck, basically.
Her: oo.....ummm
Me: So yes? I'll be there in 15 mins, maybe 20 mins i have to pick up a condom at 7-11.
Her: riiight. | lol...
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08-03-2009, 03:25 AM
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#124 | | In RS I Trust
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damm it does work hahahaha
me:hey sexything whats goin on?
her: tired just got off work
me: tired? so can I still tap that tho?
her: ummm wtf????
me: what =)
her: what are you talking about?
me: I was thinking about you today and I want to tap that fine ass
her: Ummm what about ****
me: what about ****
her: your right give me 45mins kiss kiss
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08-03-2009, 09:42 AM
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#125 | | I STILL don't get it
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10:30am
ME: hey you!!
ME: yes you.. the one still lying there
HER: Zzzzzz
ME: so when can i tap that.
HER: haha wut?
ME: u know tap that..
HER: dont know
ME: omg tap that ass stupidd..
no reply
ME: i'll take this no response as a yes.. i'll be over in 10 mins
HER: hahahaha ok hurry im waiting..
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