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08-08-2009, 07:56 AM
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#176 | | Media Officer / MOD
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me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?
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08-08-2009, 09:26 AM
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#177 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by aznboi128  me: hey girl can i tap that?
her: your the 3rd person to ask this week! where did you guys get this from Revscene?
me: um no so is that a yes
her: 3 is my lucky number...
me: so yes?
her: FUCK NO!
me:yes?
then she went offline | Moral of the story: never try this on chicks who frequent RS (except Girl).
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08-08-2009, 10:12 AM
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#178 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that"
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08-08-2009, 10:23 AM
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#179 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Mananetwork I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that" | Ahahahah that woman is AWESOME.
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08-08-2009, 10:40 AM
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#180 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Mananetwork I asked Vivian and she responded with, "right after I grow a 9 inch cocking and stick it in your ass first; then I'll let you tap that" | oh you SUCK. i'm gonna smack you so hard.  | |
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08-08-2009, 11:13 AM
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#181 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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He'd probably enjoy that. "Yeah, I'll tap that... over the head, with a ball-peen hammer."
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08-08-2009, 11:24 AM
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#182 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Club him over the head with my 9 incher that I can magically grow overnight. EWWWWW hahaha oh god bad images.
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08-08-2009, 11:51 AM
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#183 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Wait, you can grow penis'? I need to enlarge mines. Give me some miracle-gro or whatever it is.
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08-08-2009, 02:14 PM
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#184 | | private modder
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Originally Posted by sonick "May I please inquire as to the most convenient time for you to permit me to engage in fornication with your ass?"
"What?"
"..." | lol lol
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08-08-2009, 05:19 PM
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#185 | | Raping Captured Dolphins since 2002 on EZ board days
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AM: HAI
me: Can I tap that?
me: whats up
AM: yea man
AM: Anytime
AM: just carrrrrrr me
Thanks Alphamale 
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08-09-2009, 07:14 PM
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#186 | | I STILL don't get it
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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon HG Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that shiet?
Her: You're so gay
Me: Hard Gay | thanks bernie AHAHAHA
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08-09-2009, 09:23 PM
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#187 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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me says (10:10 PM):
so
when are you gonna let me tap that
she - [ Craving jellybeans... ] says (10:10 PM):
tap what?
lol
me says (10:10 PM):
tap that.
she says (10:11 PM):
haha are u sure u know what u're saying?
me says (10:12 PM):
wouldnt have said it if i wasnt sure now would i
so?
she says (10:12 PM):
lol
come to sg haha
me says (10:12 PM):
LOL ok coming
she says (10:12 PM):
hahaha
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08-10-2009, 12:02 AM
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#188 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim.
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08-10-2009, 12:32 AM
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#189 |
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me:
blah
blah
also, when do i get to hit that?
n:
get to hit what?
me:
that ass.
n:
become single and ill come by one day
i put hit rather than tap... but you know.
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[14-05, 14:59] FastAnna You tiny bra wearing, gigantic son of a bitch
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08-10-2009, 02:56 AM
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#190 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Originally Posted by Mananetwork I enjoy reading some of the happy endings! I need to try it to a girl, but I can't find a victim. | LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes
....I order my food etc.
-Gets my food-
Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha
And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA
You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL
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08-10-2009, 04:49 AM
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#191 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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^FAIL
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08-10-2009, 05:58 AM
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#192 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by elkayem LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes
....I order my food etc.
-Gets my food-
Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha
And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA
You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL | That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
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08-10-2009, 06:10 AM
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#193 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by raygunpk That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem. |  Quote: |
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha"
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08-10-2009, 07:38 AM
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#194 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by raygunpk That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha" | | |
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08-10-2009, 10:23 AM
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#195 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by elkayem LOL Do it my way...
Last night, I went to McD drive through @ 3am and here's goes
....I order my food etc.
-Gets my food-
Me: Thanks! It looks yummy, so do you.
Her: heh'
Me: Rarely do you see a girl that looks good like you working at drive through.
Her: Is that a compliment?
Me: Yeah! So then when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Yeh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Me?
Me: Yeah you!
Her: Haha, but I don't know you!
Me: What's your name?
Her: [insert female name here]
Me: My name is [insert male name here], now we know each other!
Her: Hahaha, that works I guess.
Me: Yeah? So you gonna give me your number?
Her: Maybe *takes out a paper and actually gives it to me*
Me: Ooo thanks! I was jk I'm not gonna call you! Hahahaha
And I just left really quickly right after I said that. HHAHAHA
You guys must be thinking why the hell did I not follow through.
Well, if you guys seen her you wouldn't want to call her after either.
LOL, well...for my standards, she doesn't qualify so I just did this for the sake of it and thought Revscene probably would like this. LOL |
Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P
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08-10-2009, 11:36 AM
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#196 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by ChyahGT Which McD?
dont tell me its the one on Granville hwy/renfrew.. if it is.. i think i know who you spoke with! :P | If her name starts with a S then i think i know who it is too.
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08-10-2009, 11:49 AM
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#197 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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ur mean
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08-10-2009, 11:52 AM
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#198 | | Banned (ABWS)
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sabrina
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08-10-2009, 12:46 PM
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#199 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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This thread makes me horny. LOL
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08-10-2009, 03:43 PM
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#200 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by raygunpk That's pretty mean dude, you could have just drove off and not called.
If she's working there, she's most likely pretty young. You just killed her self-esteem.
Now she will drop out of school, get a terrible boob job and get addicted to meth. She'll get knocked up by Wesley Snipes and have a half vampire child. That kid will bust in your room to fuck you up, first by cutting your limbs off at the elbows and knees. Then right before he takes off your head he'll say: "I was jk I'm not kill you! Hahahaha" |  Oh man, I laughed so hard when I read this, I now have to clean up coffee I spit out all over my desk! | |
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