I was suppose to meet some one from rs to sell my shocks mis read the time so I'm an hour early .....

posing this from my berry :p

This is the exact reason why I've been wanting one of those garbage disposal things from the sink drain in my shower drain

its called side B young grasshopper........

i went to work

Let me guess...you were fappin' to the JB thread naked, and you decided to use a sock for pleasure?

i swear this is a repost from a 4chan thread

I picked a fight with a china man in a parking lot because he was going the opposite direction....


There were no rules about direction, even though wasn't particularly wide parking lot

I feel so guilty now, he was a nice guy though

i was preety wasted last night and i ended up fucking this chick 8x and i forgot the rubber

FML

ps- i love white girls <3

you fucked her 8 times in one night??? :eek: :bowrofl:

w0w thats dats cool

from 2-3am to 3-4 pm. o man... it couldof been 7 .. but m preety sure i counted 8

i got the olympic plates. $35 .FML

I called a cantaloupe a quantaloupe cuz I was thinking about time travel while at Kins.

took a shit, sat on my white computer chair with no underwear, got up went to get some water, came back and there were shit streaks on my chair

i wiped the chair with my GF's white socks and threw them into the hamper:p

Probably playing on facebook on friday and saturday night and I'm suppose to be at the club both days.

...there's like a fucking Save-on Foods right there.

turned out of macdonalds on alderbridge into oncoming traffic (thought it was left turn lane)....didnt have room to get back into correct lane...blocked oncoming traffic AND left turn lane...

then i saw a police cruiser...

guy used megaphone asked what i was doing in wrong lane...only thing i could think of was
"sorry...i thought that was the left turn lane"
let me go with a warning...got laughed at by his cop buddies that were at mcd with him
:(

waved down a customer at a korean restaurant mistaking him as one of the waiters.

He glared at me with a wtf face.

were you by anychance at the korean resturaunt in lansdowne?

LoL! :haha:

went all in during a poker match without looking at my hand.
won a few, but lost in the end.

reading this thread

Waiting on hold with Shaw...

doing a school project on a friday, saturday, and sunday morning

hahah happened to me last weekend

thought i was gonna get some.... was about to go down... and she starts crying and pulls the plug



last night at caprice i smacked this girls ass i thought was my friend... she turned around and it wasnt LOL
but she was cool with it YEEE