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Old 09-24-2009, 12:11 AM   #1
Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
 
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How NOT to lube your chain. **GRAPHIC PICS*** NWS

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http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261


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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad


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Old 09-24-2009, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:15 AM   #3
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Damn... after looking at the thread... damn...






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Old 09-24-2009, 12:18 AM   #4
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he should go to japan, now people will think hes a big time yakuza member
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:23 AM   #5
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Should throw a spoiler warning over that picture haha or a nsfw tag xd
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:25 AM   #6
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:26 AM   #7
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woooooowwwwwwwwww........... what a dumbass
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its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:28 AM   #8
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holy shit mate.

that's not good for business.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:31 AM   #9
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wow EXACT same thing happened to my classmate last year and he also rides a gixxer. i guess there's some one as dumb as him...
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:41 AM   #10
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w0w automotive chat lol
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:47 AM   #11
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is it just me or does that hand look so fake
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:57 AM   #12
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fuk man... half of each finger is gone....and yet he still had time to take pictures...

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Old 09-24-2009, 01:01 AM   #13
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well he's still lucky nonetheless cuz he's lefthanded...
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:05 AM   #14
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fuck that's gotta hurt....BAD

i ripped my a huge chunk of skin off my index finger before (like 2 inches long) and i felt disabled for a month...it hurt everytime i got it wet or when i tried to bend it
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:06 AM   #15
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OUCH! I hope those are fake
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:13 AM   #16
My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
 
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LOL fuck... the link has more pix!!
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:02 AM   #17
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How the fuck does this belong in automotive chat!!!!!!!! FML I clicked into this thread while eating!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:40 AM   #18
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I'm not exactly sure what happened, because by just reading text, and me not knowing anything about bikes, makes it hard for me to visualize what happened.

But besides him making a foolish mistake, I was reading his posts on the other forum.
He sounds like a decent guy that will just take it as "lesson learnt", and not one of those pansy whiners. I've seen dumber people on RS.

btw, the guy's planning to be a cop.
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:39 AM   #19
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Simply disgusted =/. FML!
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:43 AM   #20
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:04 AM   #21
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Maybe if he rushed to the hospital they could have re-attached some of the fingers instead of grabing a camera to take pix lol!
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:18 AM   #22
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I'm not exactly sure what happened, because by just reading text, and me not knowing anything about bikes, makes it hard for me to visualize what happened.
His motorcycle is chain driven like a bicycle. He felt his chain was dirty and wanted to clean it with WD40 and a rag.

He put the bike up on a stand so the rear wheel is off of the ground and let the bike idle in gear so the rear wheel is spinning.
He used the rag to clean the chain, and the rag got caught taking his hand with it into the rear sprocket. His fingers were between the chain and the sprocket which in turn acted like a guillotine.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:19 AM   #23
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he did it with the bike on...bwahahhahah
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:35 AM   #24
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Ever heard of the NWS section? I don't come on VAC expecting to see this shit.
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Old 09-24-2009, 09:42 AM   #25
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HOLLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT SON OF A BITCH!!


WAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!




thats gotta fucking hurt like a whore being shoved with a black 8" dildo

GOD DAMN!!!



now will it ever grow back ? for watever piece thats missing at the ummmm tips of his fingers?

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