Brentwood Mall Douchebag
 

Saw a funny/ridiculous site today.

I just parked at Brentwood mall and was walking through parking getting ready to get myself a Quiznos sub (more on that later) when all of a sudden I hear a REALLY loud fart can. This guy just keeps reving his engine and the fart noise is just blasting through the entire parking lot. I get closer and I see an older woman (like aged 55 or so) in a red car waiting for someone to get out of their parking space. Meanwhile some jackass is behind her reving the hell out of his engine. Old lady finally gets fed up with the douche bag and gets out of her car, looks at the guy, "What the fuck is your problem?!?" she yells at him!

Guy opens his window, "Wtf are you doing! Get off the fucking road you old hag!" He gets ready to say something else but his gf covers his mouth. He keeps reving.

Finally woman gets into her parking spot and the ricer drivers away to drop his gf off near the entrance. After witnessing this i just walk away and burst laughing. I see the guy's gf get out of his car and shes clearly NOT AMUSED.

Anyways, guy drives a black honda crx with a fucked up exhaust or something. Also has chrome "visors" on his rear window. If you see this guy, just point and laugh at his douchebagness. :haha:

And if you're actually on here and reading this right now, you're a lolfag.

Edit* my bad guys,
Quiznos sub was quite decent. Excellent job by the locals (i've eaten with them before). I ordered a Regular Mesquite chicken, HOWEVER, (heres the twist) SWISS cheese instead of Cheddar! :O
Overall i'd rate my sub a good 8.5 out of 10 because one of the pieces of chicken had a small piece of some chewy substance in it.

http://tastesbetter.com/html3689/MesquesiteChic1.jpg

Also, gf was not that pleasant to look it.
/shrugs

Edit 2* Did not get a combo, but, I did purchase a bottle of water. Excellent choice.

Who cares about the Douchebag, more about the GF and the QUIZNO's you said you'll elaborate later.

More info on the quiznos?

I havent had lunch yet.. MMMM Quiznos...

And????? Did you buy a sub or not? What flavour was it? Did it have all the fixings? Did you get a combo? Details man, come on don't leave me hanging here!


I bet OP is a troll :[

This thread does not deliver!

It's not delivery, it's Delissio!

its everywhere

pics of the gf now
or the sub

Hi I drive a black CRX with a busted exhaust, but you can call me lolfag.

Lame.

it would be easier if you told us what the driver looked like lol

more on the sub too and the chick

Thread does not deliver. I sue you now.

pics of the sub....

fucking hungry

i'll give the girlfriend some of my sub, of course we need pics first

^ Your sub isn't even half a footlong. You're false advertising.

black crx with busted exhaust.

30,000 members on this board have that... I am more interested in the old lady...

CRiXy?

i was also waiting for the quiznos story.

thread didnt deliver... cant find the pic..

cool story bro

riveting tale, chap

lolfag!

Quizno's has large subs on sale for $5 or something.

So you ate the crx? That's amazing.

I have seen the depths of hell, the nightmare of which unspeakable cruelty thou has never witness. I have committed unspeakable horrors of which the devil himself quivers in it's wake. Yet, sir, you have committed the most terrible unspeakable crime that forever is etched in the souls of man.....


You did not reference the quinzos later in the story

was his gf hot or what?

does not deliver...boo!