Why I fired my Secretary.
 

I dont care if its repost or not, i just want to post it !!!!!!!

bring it on ..repost police, i didnt even bother use the search button:D:D:D:D





Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,





' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there....

On the couch...

Naked.

say wat

You and that tryhard r32coupe shoudl get a room and repost each other to orgasm.

old...many variations..but i still laughed.

:haha::haha::haha: good read

Could've guessed.

still good

lol i can just picture it in my head! :lol

repost, but awesome bawahah

repost, not awesome.

^ lolol op doesn't care...!!

but that's hilarious!!! haha. but the ending is pretty clear.

should have kept those condoms in the car...

^ bahahha

haha...kind of predictable.. good read though :)

i thought he woulda have followed her in the room :lol

always funny reading that... never gets old.

haha never gets old

:repost: of a :repost:

:haha::haha:

:haha: nice story :thumbsup:

Say "what"! Say it!

always love a good joke even if its old

bahahahah

cool story bro

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