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10-14-2009, 01:32 PM
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| $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
 Quote: Whale FUCKEN penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:
1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.
We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
[Dartz via Jameslist]
| http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather | 
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10-14-2009, 01:45 PM
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#2 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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lol i bet ppl in dubai would get it if they aint broke already
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10-14-2009, 02:07 PM
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#3 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Hahah i love that their promo picture has famous Russian leaders in the background. I guess when you sit in the car you can basically say that you have ridden a whale penis :/
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10-14-2009, 03:10 PM
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#4 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Looks like the Lambo LM0002
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10-14-2009, 04:46 PM
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#5 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs?
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10-14-2009, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumby  How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs? | 1? lol
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10-14-2009, 05:14 PM
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whales have penis'?  Quote: |
the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet) (photo above:the penis of a killer whale).
| HOLY SHIT....2,4 m? i think they'd need a few
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10-14-2009, 05:40 PM
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#8 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/
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10-14-2009, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Hondaracer 1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/ | yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis.
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10-14-2009, 07:18 PM
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#10 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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Originally Posted by TOS'd yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis. | No it's about the fucking penis whale
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10-14-2009, 07:30 PM
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#11 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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this is the gayest shit ive heard all day
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10-14-2009, 07:33 PM
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#12 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Whale penis FTW
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10-14-2009, 07:42 PM
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awesome haha
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10-14-2009, 07:54 PM
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#14 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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looks like a LEGO
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10-14-2009, 08:13 PM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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^ haha that's what I though too. LEGO!
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10-14-2009, 08:59 PM
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Russian has some weird taste on leather...
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10-14-2009, 09:41 PM
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whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
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10-15-2009, 12:15 AM
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probably from sperm whales
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10-15-2009, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by orange7 probably from sperm whales | I see what you did there.
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10-15-2009, 06:14 AM
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#20 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles | they just have to be rubbed out
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10-15-2009, 06:33 AM
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#21 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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a bottle of RussoBaltique Vodka is around €1 million
three bottles will be €3 million...and the car is 1.5million 
which mean you are getting paid to own that whale penis car
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10-15-2009, 08:56 AM
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I'm sure those brainless rappers will rock in one of these in their next MV
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10-15-2009, 09:41 AM
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#23 | | bye bye REVscene
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles | hope they don't smell...
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