That's the "sex talk" your parents had with you? :p

haha thats what im guessing since it isnt a reply to anyones responses from what I can see

I'm chinese and male

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now and this is what she asks

" where's my grandson? "

" why aren't you married? "

" Why isn't she pregnant? "

my parent's odd....

Yup

lmao. I'd be so scared if my parents said that

+5, google taught me.

I'm white, my parents told me "when a man and a woman fall in love blah blah penis into vagina" I was pretty young probably grade 3 or something.

It didnt really help me learn anything about sex though, I thought people had sex standing up kinda like a hug with penetration until I saw ace ventura, and saw them in bed playing around under the covers and was told they were having sex, I remember thinking "WTF sex in a bed, I wonder why". Also I assumed you just put your penis into a girls vagina, left it there for a few seconds and then took it out and she was pregnant.

I think my parents sex talk left me with alot more questions I was unwilling to ask than answers.

Oh man this explains why China/India have such massive populations :lol. I'm white and my mom told me a bunch when I was like 14 or 15 (condoms, birth control, std's etc). That plus I looked up a lot of stuff online, to the point where I'm correcting the girls I've slept with on stuff, especially the one really naive one, what a pain that was.

lol the talk isn't supposed to be about positions, it's about not getting the chick pregnant and not getting STD's. Which I think trying to learn from porn would be kinda shit for lol.

OMG someone banned zhangfei!?!?!?!

+6

"I know you were having sex with your ex. Don't get too physical with your new girl. I don't wanna be a grandma yet."
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my mom had the chat with me after i was dating a girl for a year, we were in a car driving a long distance so there was no escape, she trapped me. but i told her we were already having sex, her mom knew and we used protection, so that was the end of it

my dad jsut gave me a high five the first time the girl slept over at my parents place haha

im a white boi, parents arent religious atall

None cause we all will learn it by ourselves someday. :lol

never had it even when they suspected i slept with this girl who my parents hated, my mom said if i did get her pregnant, she'd want her to get an abortion