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11-14-2009, 04:53 PM
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| LHC being sabotaged by the future
As some of you may know, the LHC is the worlds largest science experiment. It's a 24km dia. particle collider meant on uncovering the fundamental elements which create all matter that exists. Basically, they can recreate the events of the big bang in their own laboratory, in a much smaller scale.
A lot of people think that doing this could create a black hole on our planet (search youtube: blackhole LHC), or worse, create another big bang that would consume the rest of the universe along with it.
The machine had successful testing in, I think, early 2009. It was due for its first experiment in summer 09, but a bunch of helium escaped one of the cooling chambers and fucked up a bunch of magnets or something. Then, most recently, some bird dropped some food on some magnets which fucked it up too. Anyways, the main point of this is, some people speculate that these glitches are more than a "coincidence" and that the machine is actually being sabotaged by the future! Since it has the power to destroy reality as we speak
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11-14-2009, 05:06 PM
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why the fox news source? at least use the ny times source.
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11-14-2009, 05:13 PM
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fox news sucks.
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11-14-2009, 05:42 PM
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if you believe the world will end because of this, your a tool
(no offense to op)
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11-14-2009, 06:24 PM
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Fox News. We alter reality. You are sold a preconceived narrative.
btw isn't this "being sabotaged by the future" garbage from a month ago?
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11-14-2009, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by jivan6 if you believe the world will end because of this, your a tool
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+1
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11-14-2009, 06:42 PM
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#7 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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lol fox news
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11-14-2009, 06:57 PM
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Did anyone laugh when they read the bolded text? Like I just imagined futurama or one of those lame newpaper comics.
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11-14-2009, 07:35 PM
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#9 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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damn birds
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11-14-2009, 07:36 PM
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#10 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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11-14-2009, 07:42 PM
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#11 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I don't believe LHC will end the world, I do believe eventually through manipulation of black hole we will be able to time travel.
If this machines makes time traveling possible, this means the day the machines was created the the earliest date ppl from the future can travel too.
possiblity is limitless. Just in case I left my future self a joint in the mailbox in exchange for some sports betting tips
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11-14-2009, 08:54 PM
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#12 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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shut up fox news is full of professionals!
damn what's the point of funding that collider?
7.3 billion fuck just to shut up some whining science nerds...
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11-14-2009, 09:38 PM
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damn what's the point of funding that collider?
7.3 billion fuck just to shut up some whining science nerds...
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11-14-2009, 11:00 PM
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#14 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Wasn't this machine in Angels vs. Demons?
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11-14-2009, 11:11 PM
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Yep
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11-14-2009, 11:59 PM
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#16 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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fox needs to stick with movies. this stuff is golden.
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11-15-2009, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by jivan6 if you believe the world will end because of this, your a tool
(no offense to op) | why do you say this?
in theory, the LHC could create a black hole with enough mass to f sh*t up?
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11-15-2009, 12:36 AM
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It will not fuck the current world up but another world parallel to ours.  | |
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11-15-2009, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by mx703 why do you say this?
in theory, the LHC could create a black hole with enough mass to f sh*t up? | +1
Its that .00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% thats gonna fuck us up XD..
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11-15-2009, 02:10 AM
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#20 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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lol sounds like they ran out of interesting news stories
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11-15-2009, 03:35 AM
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#21 | | ESKETIT
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lol fox
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11-15-2009, 10:01 AM
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#22 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Riiight. Because in the future, we can telepathically control birds from the past.
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11-15-2009, 01:54 PM
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#23 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Some things should just be left alone. Even if there is a 0.0001% chance of this machine doing damage, should a small group of mostly atheist scientists really take that chance?
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11-15-2009, 03:00 PM
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#24 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Would you prefer it if they were Christian scientists? How is that even relevant?
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11-15-2009, 03:05 PM
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#25 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by ienhz Would you prefer it if they were Christian scientists? How is that even relevant? | there is no christian scientist. any scientist that is religious will be look down upon by their colleagues and will lose credibility in their work.
being religious is the exact opposite of being scientific
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