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11-18-2009, 12:50 PM
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| Man teaches his son Klingon as first language, ensures his lifelong virginity
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d'Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of its life.
Klingon? Not Spanish, French, Mandarin? Not some gutteral genuflecting concoction from the deepest recesses of Borneo? Klingon? You heard it right.
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"I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language," Speers told the Minnesota Daily. "He was definitely starting to learn it."
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These Star Trek fans are getting out of control........
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11-18-2009, 02:38 PM
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11-18-2009, 02:45 PM
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lol, reminds me of 17 Again & their elf language. He got a hot principal in the end, so all is good
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11-18-2009, 04:06 PM
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some really good looking dude should learn this and report back on girls' reactions
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11-18-2009, 04:17 PM
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lol... wow child services should get in there
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11-18-2009, 04:19 PM
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how do you say "FUCK YOU DAD" in Klingon?
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11-18-2009, 04:31 PM
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I don't know, I said "KLINGON IS A LANGUAGE OF HONOR" above in well, Klingon
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11-18-2009, 05:39 PM
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Virginity? Thank's to the dad, the kid's a social outcast from the get-go.
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11-18-2009, 06:02 PM
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11-18-2009, 06:19 PM
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11-18-2009, 06:47 PM
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I am sure the kid will get to Stovokor. Q'apla, house of Speers!
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11-18-2009, 07:49 PM
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It's actually possible to speak fluent Klingon? I thought there's just phrases people catch from the tv series etc.
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11-18-2009, 08:07 PM
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^ yes. its a fully developed language. All the "Fictional" languages in Star Trek are fully developed, functioning languages.
Hell, there's a version of Wikipedia in Klingon
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11-18-2009, 09:06 PM
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