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Culture_Vulture 01-05-2010 11:57 PM
Finally a "real" story :lol

My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.

hotjoint 01-06-2010 06:45 AM
^ :lol

Drow 01-06-2010 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 6755749)
- So my 1st experience with period sex -
woke up with a lightning rod, told my gf look we gotta do it.. a storm is brewing. she said no way ur fuckin disgusting. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine". so i ROCKED it, she LOVED it. turned on the lights.. it looked like my penis had slaughtered a bunch of kittens and mysteriously ate all their bodies .... never again

- sex in the shower -
ex was on the rag.... BUT vacation in hawaii, beach front 5star hotel. . pimpin marble bathroom. fuck it, lets do diz... but in the shower!! .... its really not that great, unless friction is ur friend... don't let porn fool u!!
yah, i had to put in a lot of effort in convincing and seducing in order to get some poon during the bloody days

Inaii 01-07-2010 04:55 AM
Not sure about other girls, but my sense of smell gets better and the smell of fucking during those few days makes me sick since it's that plus blood. Shower is okay though, as long as both of us are careful.

Culture_Vulture 01-07-2010 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6757179)
Finally a "real" story :lol

My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors

but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.

WERD

Ulic Qel-Droma 01-08-2010 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 6755749)
we gotta do it.. she said no. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine".
HAHAHA, the truth.

that's the way it always is.

the only bad part when she's on the rag is half way during sex you're like *there's no fuckin way I'm going to convince her to give me head again, FUCK*

Makaveli 01-08-2010 07:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6758859)
she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors

but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.

WERD
just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol

hotjoint 01-08-2010 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Makaveli (Post 6760707)
just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol
:haha:

Gesus 01-16-2010 12:18 AM
true that LOL

Richmond69er 01-16-2010 08:05 PM
i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE.

murd0c 01-16-2010 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond69er (Post 6773491)
i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE.
with a name like yours I thought you would have worse storys :D

TSX604 01-17-2010 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6728061)
My girlfriend refuses to let me near her vagina during her period,
so I act like I'm all disappointed and make her give me head. True story.
So true.

umpadupa 01-18-2010 07:33 PM
Lol guilt tripping is every dudes beat friend
I just give the "I'm pissed bitch" face and get what I want haha
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Mr.Jay 01-18-2010 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6757179)
Finally a "real" story :lol

My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
this is going to be my 1st sig qoute hahaha

raygunpk 01-19-2010 07:46 PM
has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?

yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.

"it takes a man to swim in the red sea, but it takes a legend to drink from it"

danlee78 01-19-2010 08:23 PM
^ oooooooooo, thats nasty...

underscore 02-03-2010 03:09 PM
so, for reference, just an old t shirt/cheap towel is enough to keep that stuff from soaking through/getting all over?

guddagudd 02-03-2010 07:26 PM
LOL at this thread, i have a horror story (somewhat), I had a quickie with my ex in my living room on the floor. Everything was fine till the end when she queefed and my carpet went from white to well you know...

when my parents came home I lied and said I spilled V8, i knew they didnt believe me but i think they chose to, rather than think of what really happened

true story

Culture_Vulture 02-03-2010 08:08 PM
^pics?

Vansterdam 02-05-2010 08:05 AM
:bowrofl:

this thread is too epic

Culture_Vulture 02-05-2010 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Vansterdam (Post 6804433)
:bowrofl:

this thread is too epic
Have you ever read menstruation stories.....on WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED?

guddagudd 02-05-2010 06:47 PM
lol, the stains long gone bro, and i should say ex

ApexSeal 02-11-2010 09:38 AM
this thread delivers!!

ApexSeal 02-11-2010 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 6778223)
has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?

yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.

"it takes a man to swim in the red sea, but it takes a legend to drink from it"
it even SMELLS like metal. i feel like i'm fucking megatron

Culture_Vulture 02-11-2010 10:03 AM
Your girlfriend is megatron? :confused:


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