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Culture_Vulture 02-11-2010 10:29 AM

My girlfriend had her period a couple days ago and I completely ignored her because I was trying to catch up on my Bradford Chow readings.

Then she climbed under my desk and gave me a blowjob. http://forums.nonewbs.com/images/smi..._bandwagon.gif

raygunpk 02-12-2010 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6811928)
My girlfriend had her period a couple days ago and I completely ignored her because I was trying to catch up on my Bradford Chow readings.

Then she climbed under my desk and gave me a blowjob. http://forums.nonewbs.com/images/smi..._bandwagon.gif

awesome. but not as much because your girlfriend is not megatron.

CanadaGoose 02-27-2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ApexSeal (Post 6811869)
it even SMELLS like metal. i feel like i'm fucking megatron

HAHAHAHAHA :haha:

THis thread delivers!

CanadaGoose 02-27-2010 04:04 PM

BOOM

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8...pprovedbk3.jpg

umpadupa 02-27-2010 11:52 PM

last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML

Mr.Jay 02-28-2010 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by umpadupa (Post 6836392)
last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML

I'm not sure how you didn't see this coming

girl on period + you = blood has to goin somewhere while you guys are doin your thing

shower is key

Drow 02-28-2010 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by umpadupa (Post 6836392)
last week.. my ex had her period.. it was the near the end.. so i though.. meh.. its all good.. so to the back seat we went...

all was well, nothing bad happend.. dumped her back home.. and i went home..

ONLY TO FIND OUT MY ENTIRE CROUCH AREA OF MY JEANS HAD BLOOD STAINS ALL OVER IT...FML

ever had to clean blood stains off the backseat of your car? leather seats help a lot

umpadupa 03-01-2010 12:35 AM

^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

i didnt notice it till i got into my room.. switch on the lights and took of my jeans to swith with my pjs haha then i was like :fuuuuu:

THEN i thought.. OMG THERES A THREAD ON RS FOR THIS!!

Gumby 03-01-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by umpadupa (Post 6838163)
^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

Jizz + blood? :eek:

underscore 03-01-2010 11:28 AM

getting her protien AND iron?

CanadaGoose 03-01-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by umpadupa (Post 6838163)
^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

You're saying your girl sucked you off AFTER you've fucked her while she's on HER PERIOD, and there's period blood on your dick, and enough of it that it soaked your jeans?!

I'm not even going to comment on that

underscore 03-01-2010 07:08 PM

^ yeah but if he had a condom on, then took it off, s'no big deal?

umpadupa 03-01-2010 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 6839276)
^ yeah but if he had a condom on, then took it off, s'no big deal?


eerrr... actually.. it was more of.. IN the moment thing.. so we skipped it.. LOL and i donno if there was.. it was too dark in the car 2 see the blood.. ANYWAYS im just gonna stop now as requested by endless haha

Phil@rise 03-01-2010 08:15 PM

there's anal for those messier times of the month

TypeRNammer 03-01-2010 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil@rise (Post 6839402)
there's anal for those messier times of the month

And Revscene sponsor delivers LOL:haha:

Mr.Jay 03-01-2010 08:27 PM

^ hahahaha

i hope she didnt kiss ya with those bloody semen lips afterwards

umpadupa 03-01-2010 08:43 PM

^ fk no haha i stayed the fk away LOLLL

princesssi 03-01-2010 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by miss_crayon (Post 6719159)
having sex when a girl is on her period is magical. hormones are on its all time high which makes sex fucking crazy.


that is so true....but with having the hormones at its all time high also contributes to why girls act crazy

umpadupa 03-01-2010 09:37 PM

^ then u better be ready for it all the time!

Underdawg 03-21-2010 11:44 PM

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03...8015833457.jpg

RabidRat 03-24-2010 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by umpadupa (Post 6838163)
^ LOL my jeans soaked it up... my back seats are actually really clean AHAHA ill just say one word... "swallows"

i didnt notice it till i got into my room.. switch on the lights and took of my jeans to swith with my pjs haha then i was like :fuuuuu:

THEN i thought.. THERES A THREAD ON RS FOR THIS!!

HAHAHA that's my new favorite line!

Strzelec 03-24-2010 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Underdawg (Post 6871507)

ahaha thats just fucked up.

Only time ive fucked a girl on the rag, there was literally almost no blood at all. guess i got pretty lucky there

noots 03-24-2010 04:19 PM


danlee78 03-25-2010 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Jay (Post 6839432)
^ hahahaha

i hope she didnt kiss ya with those bloody semen lips afterwards

:fuuuuu: thats nasty

underscore 03-25-2010 11:37 AM

^ On that note, where do you guys draw the line post-blowjob? Do you make her brush her teeth or just drink some water or simply wipe off her lips before any kissing?


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