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01-05-2010, 11:57 PM
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#101 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Finally a "real" story 
My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good.
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01-06-2010, 06:45 AM
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#102 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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01-06-2010, 11:08 AM
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#103 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by Makaveli  - So my 1st experience with period sex -
woke up with a lightning rod, told my gf look we gotta do it.. a storm is brewing. she said no way ur fuckin disgusting. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine". so i ROCKED it, she LOVED it. turned on the lights.. it looked like my penis had slaughtered a bunch of kittens and mysteriously ate all their bodies .... never again
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ex was on the rag.... BUT vacation in hawaii, beach front 5star hotel. . pimpin marble bathroom. fuck it, lets do diz... but in the shower!! .... its really not that great, unless friction is ur friend... don't let porn fool u!! | yah, i had to put in a lot of effort in convincing and seducing in order to get some poon during the bloody days
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01-07-2010, 04:55 AM
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#104 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Not sure about other girls, but my sense of smell gets better and the smell of fucking during those few days makes me sick since it's that plus blood. Shower is okay though, as long as both of us are careful.
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01-07-2010, 07:47 AM
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#105 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture Finally a "real" story
My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good. | she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors
but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.
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01-08-2010, 02:24 AM
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#106 | | I keep RS good
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Originally Posted by Makaveli we gotta do it.. she said no. after some touchy touchy = "noo....okay fine". | HAHAHA, the truth.
that's the way it always is.
the only bad part when she's on the rag is half way during sex you're like *there's no fuckin way I'm going to convince her to give me head again, FUCK*
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01-08-2010, 07:04 AM
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#107 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture she was prepared and she blockaded her pussy with six inches of bullet proof armor and motion sensors
but I did get a nice blowjob, except she started laughing when I had my orgasm and ended up shooting me on my abdomen with my own sperm.
WERD | just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol
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01-08-2010, 07:44 AM
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#108 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Makaveli just be thankful she didnt make u stare down the barrel of ur own rifle... cuz once u get money shot in the face, thats an instant life time membership to a club u don't want to belong to lol |  | |
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01-16-2010, 12:18 AM
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#109 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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true that LOL
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01-16-2010, 08:05 PM
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#110 | | Ask me about "Taking One For The Team"
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i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE.
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01-16-2010, 10:48 PM
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#111 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by Richmond69er i hooked up with a girl from a downtown vancouver club... did it in my truck... she didnt know or decided not to tell me.... thank god i have leather seats cause it was EVERYWHERE. | with a name like yours I thought you would have worse storys  | |
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01-17-2010, 10:00 PM
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#112 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture My girlfriend refuses to let me near her vagina during her period,
so I act like I'm all disappointed and make her give me head. True story. | So true.
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01-18-2010, 07:33 PM
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#113 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Lol guilt tripping is every dudes beat friend
I just give the "I'm pissed bitch" face and get what I want haha Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-18-2010, 08:13 PM
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#114 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture Finally a "real" story
My girlfriend's next period should be any day now, maybe I can drug her into letting me near her vagina. Apparently Nyquil fucks her up really good. | this is going to be my 1st sig qoute hahaha
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01-19-2010, 07:46 PM
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#115 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?
yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.
"it takes a man to swim in the red sea, but it takes a legend to drink from it"
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01-19-2010, 08:23 PM
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#116 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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^ oooooooooo, thats nasty...
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02-03-2010, 03:09 PM
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#117 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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so, for reference, just an old t shirt/cheap towel is enough to keep that stuff from soaking through/getting all over?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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Originally Posted by Good_KarMa OH thank god. I thought u had sex with my wife. :cry: | | |
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02-03-2010, 07:26 PM
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#118 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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LOL at this thread, i have a horror story (somewhat), I had a quickie with my ex in my living room on the floor. Everything was fine till the end when she queefed and my carpet went from white to well you know...
when my parents came home I lied and said I spilled V8, i knew they didnt believe me but i think they chose to, rather than think of what really happened
true story
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02-03-2010, 08:08 PM
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#119 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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^pics?
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02-05-2010, 08:05 AM
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#120 | | ESKETIT
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this thread is too epic
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02-05-2010, 11:25 AM
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#121 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by Vansterdam
this thread is too epic | Have you ever read menstruation stories.....on WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED?
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02-05-2010, 06:47 PM
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#122 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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lol, the stains long gone bro, and i should say ex
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02-11-2010, 09:38 AM
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#123 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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this thread delivers!!
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02-11-2010, 09:41 AM
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#124 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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Originally Posted by raygunpk has anybody went down on a girl when she was on the rag?
yes i have, never again! tastes like metal.
"it takes a man to swim in the red sea, but it takes a legend to drink from it" | it even SMELLS like metal. i feel like i'm fucking megatron
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02-11-2010, 10:03 AM
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#125 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Your girlfriend is megatron?  | |
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