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View Poll Results: which limb do you wipe with? |
wipe with left hand
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wipe with right hand
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alternate left and right
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I save toilet paper and thus trees by jumping into the shower after
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I have a fancy water jet sprayer
|    | 5 | 2.58% |
other : please specify in post.
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01-09-2010, 12:33 AM
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#1 | :inoutugh:
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| Wiping ass, method?
What method do you people use. I can only imagine the single square could get a bit messy...
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01-09-2010, 12:35 AM
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#2 | Say! Say! Say!
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The runway, AHAHAH.
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01-09-2010, 12:37 AM
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#3 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I use neither of them.  |
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01-09-2010, 12:40 AM
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#4 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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The mummy method hahahaha
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01-09-2010, 12:46 AM
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#5 | Banned (ABWS)?
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I use the wad. hahah
Back to front.
How about you guys?
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01-09-2010, 01:10 AM
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#6 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass
btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently??
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right?
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01-09-2010, 01:27 AM
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#7 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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napkin fold the way to go
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01-09-2010, 01:32 AM
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#8 | I STILL don't get it
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origami crane... itd be funny if someone out there actually tried that...
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01-09-2010, 01:43 AM
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#9 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.
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01-09-2010, 01:44 AM
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#10 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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the wad
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01-09-2010, 01:45 AM
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#11 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled. | i use my right hand even though i write with my left hand, though i do everything else with my right hand haha
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01-09-2010, 01:46 AM
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#12 | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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01-09-2010, 01:52 AM
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#13 | I'm like the Fred Astaire of Revscene
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the wad... one wipe down, one wipe up
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01-09-2010, 01:55 AM
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#14 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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01-09-2010, 02:30 AM
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#15 | Banned (ABWS)
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i use the roll
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01-09-2010, 02:35 AM
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#16 | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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I use a leaf.
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01-09-2010, 02:38 AM
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the wad FTW!
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01-09-2010, 02:57 AM
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#18 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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The wad, then i wash my ass after i finish wiping, cant stand how my ass feels when its not washed after i poop. Ewww.
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01-09-2010, 02:58 AM
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#19 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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the hobo way, use that newspaper after the bathroom reading... tree hogger ftw
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01-09-2010, 04:40 AM
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#20 | Banned (ABWS)
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edi: nvm
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01-09-2010, 06:36 AM
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#21 | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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there are people on that blog that wipe their ass standing up and think that doing it while sitting is weird
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01-09-2010, 07:08 AM
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#22 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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01-09-2010, 10:09 AM
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#23 | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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as long as you wash your hands afterwards, i don't really care how you wipe it
i can't believe in this day and age there are still adults who don't wash their hands after handling their junk.
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01-09-2010, 10:16 AM
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#24 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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There was one time I really needed to shit while I was snorkeling, so I just tread water as I shit in the ocean and didn't wipe.
When I'm in an actual washroom though I use a triple square.
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01-09-2010, 10:25 AM
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#25 | MonoPod 1 of 3
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?
I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.
A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled. |
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