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View Poll Results: which limb do you wipe with?
wipe with left hand 18 9.28%
wipe with right hand 156 80.41%
alternate left and right 6 3.09%
I save toilet paper and thus trees by jumping into the shower after 8 4.12%
I have a fancy water jet sprayer 5 2.58%
other : please specify in post. 1 0.52%
Voters: 194. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-09-2010, 12:33 AM   #1
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Wiping ass, method?

What method do you people use. I can only imagine the single square could get a bit messy...

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Old 01-09-2010, 12:35 AM   #2
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single square you'll just end up fingering yourself up the ass

btw, how many people use their toilet paper efficiently??
ie. i can wipe twice with a piece folded from 4 squares... save some trees right?
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Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?

I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.

A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.
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Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?

I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.

A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.
i use my right hand even though i write with my left hand, though i do everything else with my right hand haha
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The wad, then i wash my ass after i finish wiping, cant stand how my ass feels when its not washed after i poop. Ewww.
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there are people on that blog that wipe their ass standing up and think that doing it while sitting is weird
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as long as you wash your hands afterwards, i don't really care how you wipe it

i can't believe in this day and age there are still adults who don't wash their hands after handling their junk.
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There was one time I really needed to shit while I was snorkeling, so I just tread water as I shit in the ocean and didn't wipe.

When I'm in an actual washroom though I use a triple square.
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Thanks for starting this thread, OP. Now I can ask a related question I have always wanted to ask on RS. How many people here wipe with their right hand?

I wish the poll feature was available. I ask because I have a feeling the majority of people use their right hand. It's a North American thing. Since there are so many non North American born people on RS, it woulld be a perfect opportunity to find out.

A friend of mine did this as a Science Fair project in school. The numbers were 95% right handed. 300+ people were polled.

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