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sleazyho 03-31-2010 10:54 PM
I'd probably wake up tomorrow morning with a sore ass and a horribly bad taste in my mouth...

What if you put your nuts in the microwave and got swollen balls from testicular cancer?

tckm 03-31-2010 10:57 PM
id be like at least they are warm

what if you got to be god for a day

l e 6 0 4 03-31-2010 10:59 PM
Blow up the world.


What if you woke up and there was a cock in ur mouth

tckm 03-31-2010 11:02 PM
id puke, then punch him in the face and neuter him

what if you woke up to take a shower and ron jeremy was sitting on your toilet taking a shit

sleazyho 03-31-2010 11:02 PM
edit: too slow lol
i dont know who ron jeremy is so I'd treat him to some tea and play chess with him

what if your dad comes home one day and says hes divorcing your mom for another man?

tckm 03-31-2010 11:05 PM
hey sleazy ho
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+ron+jeremy

id be like wtf and move out

what if you couldnt get a boner

sleazyho 03-31-2010 11:09 PM
Viagra


What if you had a permanent boner?

tckm 03-31-2010 11:13 PM
have an infinitely long orgasm

what if you were the prez of the us

danlee78 04-01-2010 03:18 AM
that'd be coo

what if you were deaf for a day

tckm 04-01-2010 09:05 AM
id talk funny

what if you had a chance to go to the moon

danlee78 04-01-2010 03:12 PM
i'd go

what if you were able to shoot thunder from ur ass

sleazyho 04-02-2010 02:07 AM
no one would be able to jump me from behind

what if you had 2 dicks

art-gallery 04-02-2010 11:07 AM
then it would be a surprised for whoever gets it

what if your house burnt down when you got home?

danlee78 04-02-2010 02:23 PM
i'd have a bbq, lol

what if u were chinese for a day?

art-gallery 04-02-2010 06:59 PM
im proud

what if you were jewish for a day?

hchang 04-02-2010 09:03 PM
Then I'd save a lot of money.

What if you tried to not eat for a day?

art-gallery 04-02-2010 09:22 PM
dont think i can, unless im sick

what if you had to pee but you couldn't?

hchang 04-02-2010 10:16 PM
I'd try fapping.

What if you found $89 million in your bank account?

nack 04-02-2010 10:33 PM
i'd keep it ALL

what if you woke up as hitler?

art-gallery 04-02-2010 11:46 PM
id be scared if ppl try to kill me :(

what if you get scratch marks when you wake up? would you be scared?

danlee78 04-03-2010 12:10 PM
i'd be like wtf

what if u had a huge pimples on ur snatch/cock?

art-gallery 04-04-2010 02:04 PM
that would be nasty lol... id pop it !

what if you had boils on your penis shaft?

danlee78 04-04-2010 03:17 PM
omg, i wouldn't know whtat the hell to do

what if you were in a movie?

art-gallery 04-04-2010 06:57 PM
id be a superstar :)

what if you had spider mans power for a day?

hchang 04-04-2010 10:05 PM
I'd go around spiderman-ing peoples face.

What if you woke up to find your car stolen?


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