id be fucking mad

what if you wake up one day with no one in a horror movie you've seen before?

I'd try my best not to shit my pants.

What if you could make an extra $3000 a month, what would you do with the money?

spend on clothes

what if you get a chance to operate a plane, with many people on board would you do it?

Yeah, have done so before.

What if you could just dissapear and never be seen again, would you?

nope

what if you did exploded while you were fapping?

I'd freak out and try to sew it back together.

What if you woke up with your dick in your ass?

id clench my butt cheeks

what if you woke up with your dick cut off

I'd scream and try to find it.

What if pizza never existed.

then i would eat subway more

what if you woke up and your car was on blocks

I'd flip out.

What if you woke up and found out that somebody stole all your tires?

id be chocked

what if you woke up going to work no knowing that there was a holiday?

I'd be driving home from the place of work mumbling under my breath.

What if you had to not shower for a week?

id be sad probably smell really bad

what if you fap for along time but nothing came out LOL?

I'd hope that I got the pleasure out of it. Seems like a win for me, no mess to clean up.

What if the Thanks/Fail system was taken out?

wouldnt care

what if your girl told you she was preggers

I'd shit my pants and try to talk her into abortion.

What if your parents told you they were having another child?

that'd be weird cuz they're too old

what if you can fly for a day, where would u go?

Armoured truck to armoured truck

What if you were a flaming homo, who would you fuck?

idk

what if u tasted cum in ur mouth?

ill swallow it then LOL jk, id spit that nasty shit.

what if you tasted shit in your mouth?

I would kill myself if it came from a guys ass

now answer my question!!!!

So you wouldn't mind if it was from a chicks ass?

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Brad Pitt or Taeyang I guess...

What if we didn't bring up such homo questions?

Oh hell yeah I'd mind but as long as it's not super ghey like that, I could live w/ myself.

If we didn't bring up such homo questions, it would be really hard to trap people into giving real homo answers. hahaha

What if quantum physics was right and if you kept running into a wall over and over, a million times, at some point you would walk right through? Would you do it if it meant you entered another dimension?

I walked right into that one didn't I... LOL.

Yes, my curiosity would kill me if I didn't.

What if your girlfriend proposed to you the idea that you'd never have to work another day in your life, under the circumstance she'd go become a high end "escort" to bring in the dough, would you take her up on that offer?

your really a dog