Wtf? Posts in this thread's supposed to continue on with the game.

Just broke your fail virginity. You're welcome.

wtf... what question do i answer??....

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yeah i think i would. haha
better than hookin behind my back i guess haha

what if tiger woods cheated again

he'd be done LOL

what if you could chill with jonas brothers? would you?

Considering they're rich and might have some hot groupies, sure.

What if you knew the weather would be absolute crap for 1 year, straight. Would you move?

Yes, fucking hate the rain and snow.

What if you found out your armpit smelled like shit just before picking up your girlfriend?

i'd ask her if i can use her washroom or she would have to deal with it

what if your gf's armpit smelled like shit when you picked her up?

I'd turn my air freshener to Max.

What if you woke up to find your house filled with dogs?

id be like wtf

what if you had to eat the dogs for dinner?

I'd rather starve.

What if you found out somebody donated $20 into your bank account...

depending on my mood I'd do something nice for a random person or be disappointed it wasn't waaaaay more.

What if you found out you were born a hermaphrodite and your parents chose for you to be a guy?

interesting

What if you found out you were born a hermaphrodite and your parents chose for you to be a girl?

then i wud be like but i have a cock and no boobs

what if ur gf was giving u a bj but she found a pimple on the bottom of ur cock?

I'd tell her to not touch the pimple.

What if you found out your best friend took $20 from you?

tell them to pay me back

what if you found out made out with your closetest friends you chill with everyday?

I'd hope I was drunk, butkeep hanging out with them and just pretend it never happened.

What if you found out you were an accident?

Cool Story Bro

What if you had an "accident" with your gf/bf?

Get pregnancy tests.

What if one of your eyeballs fell out?

id fucken shit my self.. try to pop it back in

what if you had to have sex with caroline hui?

Get hammered and bring a couple of paper bags for her face.

What if you had to restart high school all over again?

that would actually be kinda cool

what if you can go back in time, what year would you go and why?

2 years ago. Tell my past self not to date this chick or it'll ruin your entire future.

What if you stumbled across a kid that claims to be your son?

The only logical thing to do: Take him to the clinic for a blood test and leave his ass there and drive off.

What if your buddy lent you his new car for a test drive and you drove the kid that claimed to be your son to the clinic for a blood test, then nicked it as you were ripping out of the parking lot somewhere your buddy won't notice?

Purely hypothetical, that is.

then i guess he won't notice, duh!

what if you were a culture vulture for a day?

hmm idk.. fail everyone i guess LOL

what if you were a mod for a day?

i'd try to be a ninja like CRS

what if you drank tabasco sauce