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tckm 04-13-2010 12:00 AM

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/...uila_cocktail/

if i drank tobasco sauce, id probably have mad shiyts

what if you woke up and your roof was gone

danlee78 04-13-2010 12:35 AM

i'd be like wtf, where's my roof. i'd move

what if a mod banned u for failing him

ek1 04-16-2010 09:16 AM

i wouldnt care

what if you had a gay son?

Glove 04-16-2010 10:12 AM

Id blame my wife for having the gay gene, and give him away for adoption.

what if you caught your son fudge packing?

danlee78 04-16-2010 11:30 AM

whats fudge packing?

what if your friend slept with ur daughter, what would u do?

hchang 04-16-2010 10:36 PM

Make him marry my daughter LOL.

What if you found out your dad isn't your biological father?

danlee78 04-18-2010 12:03 AM

that wouldn't be that shocking

what if you ate a salad and later at the bottom u saw a bug

ate.ge 04-18-2010 02:49 PM

i would complain and get myself a free salad or money back :D

what if you found out that your girlfriend was married already?

Fcukedd 04-18-2010 07:35 PM

....I don't know.

What if you accidentally walked in on your mom about to take a piss, then she whips out her dick...

vietboi6o4 04-18-2010 07:42 PM

id go to the closest sink and puke !

what if you sqweefed yourself in public ?

danlee78 04-20-2010 09:37 AM

...?

what if you had major diarrhea during sex and u couldn't go to the can in time...what would u do?

palepilsenpin0y 04-24-2010 06:02 AM

.... uhh i'd shit on the nearby floor. much better than the bed or the girl. haha


what if ron jeremy, shaq, and jessica alba invited you to a foursome, would you do it?

danlee78 04-24-2010 10:38 AM

no

what if your gf had mad diarrhea and she was in ur car and her seatbelt wouldn't come off. what would you do?

tckm 04-25-2010 01:20 AM

hahaha i would yell at her, hoping she didnt shit on my seat. and if she did id take out the seat and just drive without a passenger seat.
but good question sir

what if you had mad diarrhea and you were at a concert/hockey game and the line was 50 deep

palepilsenpin0y 04-25-2010 08:08 PM

I would shit in a plastic cup and throw it at refs who make bad calls (what's up with all the diarrhea questions? haha)


What if you walked in on your brother or friend spanking his monkey?

ek1 04-25-2010 08:57 PM

i would http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p...epr780top1.gif

what if you found out your best friend was gay and you had no idea until just now that he told you?

FI-Z33 04-25-2010 09:26 PM

i'd actually be happy..i've always wanted a gay friend xD

what if you found out your "sister" was actually your biological mother

FerrariEnzo 04-25-2010 11:44 PM

i would most likely end up in a mental institue..

what if you picked up a bag full of money, would you keep it even though it smells of weed?

tckm 04-26-2010 12:07 AM

uhhh... fck YEAH. i dont know who wouldnt. id keep it even if it WAS a bag full of bud haha

what if you discovered an evil monkey in your closet

ek1 04-26-2010 11:12 AM

i would be like fuck yea thats dope n hope it speaks english

what if you found out you just ate a sandwich which contained shit but it tasted good

palepilsenpin0y 04-26-2010 11:15 AM

I'd say "Man that's some good shit right there." :haha:


What if you found out you only had 24 hours to live?

MelonBoy 04-26-2010 12:56 PM

I would rape everryyybody.. (not discriminating, of coruse female only)

What if you were the opposite gender. (ex. parents did some gender changes to you while you were young)

danlee78 04-26-2010 02:17 PM

lol, that would be interesting

what if you can transform into a woman at random?

ek1 04-26-2010 05:18 PM

i would transform to it and go into the shower rooms where there are beautiful women

what if you could be invisible for a day?

FerrariEnzo 04-26-2010 05:34 PM

id go rob a bank!!! :)

what if you could teleport once, where would you teleport?


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