I would be late for work every morning and be extremely tired.

What if the girl in your avatar is the new worker in your office and you are her supervisor?

I'd light her on fire

What if you were on the Skytrain and a nasty, homeless crackhead with her tits hanging out came and sat right across from you, and there was nowhere else to move to? What if she started talking to you?

I would pretend I was sleeping and ignore her.


What would you do if you were at a family reunion and met a 3rd cousin on the side of the family you have never met before. This cousin is beyond hot and after a couple drinks she whispers in your ear asking if you would fuck her hard now.
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i would fuck her hard now.

what if that cousin is beyond hot and a male :o

if i was a girl i would let him fuck me hard now, but i'm a guy so i'd tell him to gtfo

what if you went over to your friends house and he wasn't there, but his "beyond hot" mom asked you to massage her back...would u?

totally Mrs. beyond hot.

What if a zombie apocalypse happened, and you were a survivor. What would you do? (realistically... ie. you are who you are right now and no, you don't have some form of super zombie proof hide out)

i'd go crazy killing spree like L4D

what if you were alone in the woods, but you heard a growl in the shadows, what would u do

id make a bigger growl and pretend to be meaner! if that doesnt work, id run like i never ran before


what if you had a choice to be an evil boss or good hero, which would you choose

good boss

what if you found a ferrari enzo and it had no owner, would u keep it?

yesss obvsly

what if you came home to see all your clothes gone? what would you do?

go commando.
(then go shopping)

what if the girl you treat like your sister told you she love you and want to fuck your brains out.

i would if shes hot!

what if this girl you fucked the shit out of told you AFTER that she used to be a dude!

that would be bad

what if the girl u treat like your sister got preggo after you fucked her brains out?

id be scared cause i have a baby to take care now

what if there were no condoms when you needed it? would you use plastic wrap?

maybe, my friend said it actually works

what if you had no plastic wrap or condoms, would u take a chance?

If it was the girl in Yellow Bun's avatar then yes I'd take the chance.

What if you got wrongfully arrested and convicted with a jail term for 10 years?

id be choked to thee maxxx, and kill who ever got me in there

what if you were blamed for something so big that you didnt do and everyone in vancouver gives you bad looks?

depends on what the thing is..
at least I am infamous now. Better than being noday :)

what if you were in jail and your room mate is a 300lb gay motherfucker :o

I'd sleep every night with my back facing the wall.

What if your girlfriend threw up multiple times inside your car?

i would tell her to gtfo

what if you girlfriend threw up while giving you head

I'd be grossed out, but kind of laughing inside cause that means my dick is big LOL.

What if you found out you passed out in your girlfriends car and threw up all over the inside?

i guess i'll have to clean it

what if you woke up in the middle of the woods and found a condom stuck up your asshole would you tell anyone?

i would pull it out.. and not tell anyone

what if you found out the parents you have now weren't your real parents .. but murdered your real parents

that would b creepy, i'd run away

what if u were takin a shower and grew a tail?

I'd immediately dry off, run out and scare the hell out of my wife with it

What if you were driving down the road, and from one side of the road, 3 old ladies jump out, and from the other side of the road, a young child walking with his parents jumps out into the street. No matter which direction you swerve, you are going to hit and kill either the old ladies or the young child. You cannot stop or go around.