the ladies...the young child has more years to live...

what if you were in that position, which way would you swerve?

old ladies
lately they been pissing me off.

what if you had to choose between totally hot girl but bitchy or ok girl not bitchy but really boring

hands down the bitchy hot one. boring+just ok is not exactly the best combo.

what if the girl you wanted to ask out thought you were gay? how would you handle that situation and ask her out? (not implying this is a real-life case, of course. HAHAHA)

tell her that she made u straight

what if...u had a wart on your penis

I'd.... not have sex for a while.

What if you woke up with a hot sticky load in your ass?

that would be very disturbing

what if you were part of a ps3 video game, which would it be?

gta 3

what if you were to win lottery max next week?

I would hire assassins and annihilate numerous members of the government.

What if you found out you only have a week to live?

i'd go nuts and do all kinds of stuff

what if you were a marvel hero/villian...who would it be?

id be Superman... what cant superman do?


what if you got a strang diease and the only way to live is to eat poo everyday.. would you eat it?

no, what the hell is strang diease ( don't u have spell check)

what if you got the iphone 4 and didn't want it...how much would u sell it for?

$600-$700 ish?

What if you could get any car worth under $65,000 for free, what would it be?

genesis coupe

what if someone had a gun pointed to ur head and told you to drink his cum, would u?

No, cause there's still a chance he would shoot me. Regardless how it is, I still wouldn't do it.

I don't have a question. Sorry. :)

what if you woke up one day with your bestfriend in your bed?

i wouldnt mind too much (i have female 'best friends' too :D)

what if you had the chance to become invisible, what would you do

i would do many many things (which some involves running around naked and doing...)

what if you became naked.. would you want to be unnakedified?

when i decide to go out

what if you're having hard time finishing with a girl, do you try your best to finish or just call it a night

try best to finish

what if you were part of the BP crisis, what would u do?

Try and save some of the gas for myself.

What if you knew that if you kept on driving for another 5 years, the world would definitely come to an end, would you still keep driving?

Knowing that I control the fate of the world as we know it? FUCK YEAH!!!

What if everytime you fucked a girl, a super-hung gorilla, loaded with Viagra would fuck you in the ass til he was satisfied but every day you didn't fuck, a team of 20 transvestites would pin you down and jerk off on your face. What would you do?

I would probably commit suicide.


What if your dad turned into your mom? (sex change)

I would have 2 moms.

What if what you do/say to a girl that you just met asked you if she can date you.

if shes good looking, of course i would date her..


what if a famous person whos really good looking ask you if you have a gf/bf, would you say yes or no?

i would say yes

what if you were in that position, would you say no?