I probably would since i wouldn't need to buy a house.


What if you every time you got laid your penis shrunk half an inch, would you continue to have sex?

no freaking way. thats worst than doing the whole monk and pure thing.

if you were invisible, what would you do? (keep it realistic)

TBH I would probably watch a lot of girls shower, I wouldn't be raping or anything just the peeping tom kind.


What if you could go back in time once and never return, would you do it and when would u go back to?

yes i would do it...i would go back in time and make google and sell it

what if you were able to marry one movie star, who would it be?

That's tough, I've always liked Jessica Alba so I'd have to say her before she got married and knocked up.


What if you had a chance to manage one company in the world, which one would it be?

Alba is a bitch, when she came to Van, a friend of mine asked for her autograph and she told her guards to push him away


What if you had a chance to manage one company in the world, which one would it be?

probably Samsung

My q:

What if you had a choice between a condo or a car, which one would u get?

condo fosho

what if you had to choose from moving out right @ 18 or saving up at home for a downpayment on a house?

save up for a downpayment on a house, renting is like throwing money down the drain

what if you were superman? would you abuse ur powers?

Knowing me I probably would shit kick all the Douche's I know.


what if you could change one thing in history, what would it be?

Adam and Eve never eating the forbidden fruit. Then we'd be living in a perfect world with no sin or sickness. And all the girls would be naked.... all the time :D




What if you could be in one character in a TV series. Who would that be?

Vince from Entourage so I can bang em all, I'm sure there are better ones but I can't think of any right now.

What if you could have any car you wanted, what would it be?

Koenigsegg carbon CCXR

what if you could do 1 illegal thing in the world and not get in trouble for it, what would it be?

Rape emmanuelle chriqui, elisha cuthbert, hayden panettiere, jessica alba, etc.

HAHAHA



What if you were to choose ONE weapon to battle a horde of zombies during an apocalypse that doesn't include any projectiles or ammunition (pretty much a melee weapon), what would it be?

Lightsaber or Chainsaw.


What if you were to have gay/les sex with one person in the world who would it be?

Your mother.

What if you could kill all the murderers and rapists in the world and not go to jail but it meant that you would be gang raped by a mob of Somalian pirates..... would you do it?

hell no. to be realistically speaking murders and rapists havent affected me directly so i dont really care.

what if you are invited to play a 18+ dare game and theres girls and guys so there is a chance of you being dared with a guy. WOuld you do it?

No but I would rather have Fliptuner's mom gimme a rimjob.


What if Fliptuner's mom wanted to ass rape you with her 9 inch cock that his dad often takes down the throat, would you enjoy it?

Fuck yeah, I'd record it and sell the DVD's.


What if someone offered you $10M to toss their salad and no one had to know. Would you do it?

Take your pants off and lets get started!

Would you have sex with a 1/10 ugly chick or 10/10 shemale (deep voice & yes you know its a guy)

Yup, if it was a 1 time thing, I'd rather be the rich, salad tossing fag than the poor macho mofo.

1/10 chick (maybe she's loaded)

Would you rather die young and happy or old and healthy?

old and healthy, see more of the world

What if computers were never made, what would you do to replace the time?

sex. just like the old times.

what if you were unable to tell lies. What would be the thing in your life that is most affected?

work. without lies, im a goner.

what if you had aids, would you sleep with people you hate?

Definately, I'll make sure I go for rounds 3, 4, and 5.


What if you could kill somebody without consequences, who would it be?

BP chief executive Tony Hayward

What if you could live anywhere but here, where would it be?