I would brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

What if you went to Vegas and A/C was broken everywhere, what would you do?

carry a fan

what if you had a cold beer in your hand?

I would shotgun it.

What if you could change the name of RS, what would it be?

then i would buy your wife off you and show her some good panhandling skills.
what if your wife is already a slut?

i don't have a wife

what if you had stanley cup final tickets...would u sell them?

Yes I would sell them

What if the power went out during a deciding game?
Posted via RS Mobile

depends... if its just my neighbourhood, than i would run out and drive to the nearest place that still got power...

if the stadium they are playin @ went out... hmm.. rage quit and run over some bruins b4 the power comes back on?

what if your tires got nailed while you are on your way to the aitport to stop the girl of your dreams from leaving?

Call the cab .

What if you had the ability to be invisible for 1 hour ?
Posted via RS Mobile

lets see how much cash i can grab in 1 hour @ a casino...

what if you lost your wedding ring?

i'd run away and get a new one

what if you were really adopted ?

then id kill myself

what if you had crabs?

I always have crabs I'm a commercial crab fishermen.

What if you found out you were gonna die in a week?
Posted via RS Mobile

party in the USA

what if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend was cheating on you?

i would go down on her and chomp her clit off.

NOM NOM NOM



what if you were in bed tried to fart and shit yourself instead and didnt notice till the morning?

I would go shower

What if you got your driver's license permenantly taken away.

Hire a chauffeur :troll:

What if you went to work/school and your boss (opposite gender) was wearing subjective clothing and no one else was there ;)

jackpot if they're hot

what if u walked past your brothers room n saw a dildo on his floor

I would keep walking

What if your house burned down?

Collect the insurance.

What would you do if you found someone you loved had an addiction?

depends on what kind of addiction :troll:

What if you went to a dinner with massive BO