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02-02-2010, 11:18 PM
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#51 | | Trollollolloing RS sine 2005
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Originally Posted by xnguyen  Wife says: Omg i miss the old food court.. 
1) A monster under my bed.
2) An alligator lives in the toilet. 3) That I could float on water ..  | what u cant float on water?
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane I had some girl come into the busser station the other day trying to make out with every staff member and then pull down her pants and asked for someone to stick a dick in her (at least she shaved). | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1exotic Vtec doesn't kick in on Reverse. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulic Qel-Droma its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped. | | 
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02-02-2010, 11:20 PM
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#52 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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that girls were nice
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02-02-2010, 11:38 PM
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#53 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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thought girls were yucky!!!
water in the oceans were only in the lower hemisphere of the earth. like in a glass
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02-02-2010, 11:53 PM
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#54 | Ebisu Boss
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I thought girls did all their business from the same hole ... which in turn lead to me thinking that babies came out of the bum too ... that is until I realized that there are actually TWO holes!... 
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02-03-2010, 12:28 AM
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#55 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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I thought if I had a feather in each hand I could float down off a building, I never did get a hold of 2 feathers though.
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02-03-2010, 12:32 AM
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#56 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I thought electrons were particles
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02-03-2010, 12:36 AM
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#57 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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i thought a serial killer was someone who went around stabbing boxes of cereal
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02-03-2010, 12:42 AM
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#58 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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I used to not want to dry my hands with washroom towel dispensers because I thought the towel simply looped back in and came back out and wasn't clean. 
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02-03-2010, 12:44 AM
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#59 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Originally Posted by Obsideon I thought girls did all their business from the same hole ... which in turn lead to me thinking that babies came out of the bum too ... that is until I realized that there are actually TWO holes!... | I'm not sure if you're just omitting one on purpose but they have 3.... 
I used (6/7 yrs old) to question why everything isn't state owned and then shared, and everyone would just work for the betterment of mankind at their own free will. (marxism, though I did not know of the term/idea) Dad tried to explain corruption, I didn't understand.
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btw, op, good thread!
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02-03-2010, 12:44 AM
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#60 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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I thought everyone will live to 100 years old
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02-03-2010, 02:45 AM
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#61 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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good things happened to good people
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02-03-2010, 02:52 AM
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#62 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Obsideon I thought girls did all their business from the same hole ... which in turn lead to me thinking that babies came out of the bum too ... that is until I realized that there are actually TWO holes!... | There is actually 3 holes.
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02-03-2010, 04:25 AM
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#63 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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That being an adult actually meant that you knew what you were doing and knowing what you were talking about.
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02-03-2010, 07:10 AM
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#64 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by Obsideon I thought girls did all their business from the same hole ... which in turn lead to me thinking that babies came out of the bum too ... that is until I realized that there are actually TWO holes!... | You're not alone on that one 
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02-03-2010, 07:37 AM
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#65 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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1. "boxing day" meant everyone would go around scrapping each other.
2. that if i swallowed grapes with seeds stems would grow on top of my head.
3. that something was wrong with me the first time i nutted.
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02-03-2010, 08:14 AM
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#66 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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that babies came out from butt holes
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02-03-2010, 09:07 AM
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#67 | | I don't get it
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1) I thought that people were inside the phone sitting on a chair talking to into my ear
2) I thought that when you fax sth the piece of paper floats somewhere in space and into the other persons fax machine Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-03-2010, 09:22 AM
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#68 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Originally Posted by shenmecar that cats really did have 9 lives and that they land on their feet all the time. | omg did you throw you cat off a balcony?
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02-03-2010, 09:55 AM
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#69 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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I thought that the Bloody Mary thing was true. HAHAHA I was always to scared to try it. And I always thought that someone was watching me in my closet when I closed my light, still to this day I have to close my closet before I go to sleep
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02-03-2010, 10:29 AM
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#70 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by Ikkaku I didn't know penthouse meant the unit on the very top of the building... not just the porno magazine
I didn't multiquote, but I too thought all characters in videogames were other people... but then I learned they're actually sprites/guardians living inside of the computer.  | Wow what a perfect photo to go with this thread. . .
SO anyway, when I was younger, I was in love with reboot, I actually still am. lol yeah, what-up? haha
Anyway, you know when they went on to commercial breaks and put up a huge sign on the TV with their icon, and said " Reboot will return after these messages! " ? Kay, so I would run up to the TV for as long as that icon was on the screen and repeatedly tap it twice, all while screaming in a commanding voice " REBOOT !!!". Yeah, my sister and dad didn't have the heart to tell me it wouldn't work. It was real fun trying to reboot though, I've always wanted to be something crazy, like a guardian with this "tool".
Short story long, I now call my penis "glitch". . . It does wonders, no "Megatron" has broke it.
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REBOOT!!! 
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02-03-2010, 11:01 AM
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#71 | Ebisu Boss
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander There is actually 3 holes. | NO WAI?!... what 3rd hole?!?
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02-03-2010, 11:14 AM
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#72 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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what parents said was always right
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Originally Posted by JL9000 this is the internet and everyone knows better about what happened sitting behind a desk than the people who are actually involved. | | |
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02-03-2010, 11:22 AM
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#73 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Great thread, brings back memories.  Quote:
Originally Posted by The_AK I thought gay people were very danger. | I thought that if you were gay, you automatically had HIV.  My dad also taught me you would get it if you ever picked up someone's cigarette butt off the ground. I admit it stopped me from trying a cigarette all the way into my teens. Quote:
Originally Posted by shenmecar that cats really did have 9 lives and that they land on their feet all the time. | I remember shoving a cat off the top of a fridge as a kid. It was pissed. Quote:
Originally Posted by hirevtuner i was told when you accidently swallowed gum, it sticks to your intestines and you will die | I thought it was 7 years. Quote:
Originally Posted by tiger_handheld santa clause
if i eat anything with seeds ( apples, grapes etc..) they will grow in my tummy.
carrots make improve your vision | Carrots DO somewhat improve your night vision. Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackygor my mom called 911 on me when I was little, so I won't dick around...Years later, I found out I got trolled. | omg my mom did that to me too! I was scared out of my mind. Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaupunkt69 I used to not want to dry my hands with washroom towel dispensers because I thought the towel simply looped back in and came back out and wasn't clean. | +1 I always wondered how the machine managed to clean the linen so as it went back through the loop.
Other things I used to think..
Vending machines would spit out food if you knew the secret combo that only adults knew.
The "popular" kids in elementary and highschool would be the most successful in life. After my 10 year highschool reunion.. boy was I wrong.
BMW stood for "Be My Woman". (thanks to a retarded classmate in Gr3)
Stove top burners were only hot when they glowed. Burned my hand. ><
Cassettes you bought at the store (yeah I'm old) were full of songs taped off radio stations. I always wondered how they managed to cut the DJ's voice out of the beginning and ends of the song.
CDs stored the music on the top side where the label was, not the bottom. I got beaten on this one after telling my dad "It's okay, I only scratched the bottom"
Girls were just guys with shrunken wangs. (okay, to a certain degree, this is true  )
Life Insurance was a way to create a ton of free money for your family. (this can be true but it's not the purpose of life insurance.  )
The school kept crappy attendance lists when they repeatedly skipped my name during Hot Dog Days in kindergarten. Turns out I was the only one in class with cheap parents.
Animals "mated" by simply sleeping next to each other.
I'm sure I'll think of more as the day progresses.
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02-03-2010, 11:26 AM
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#74 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by Obsideon NO WAI?!... what 3rd hole?!? | pee hole
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02-03-2010, 11:43 AM
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#75 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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1. If you sneezed with your mouth closed, you would spontaneously combust and brain matter would come out of your ears instead
2. sex only required rubbing the penis against the outside of the vagina
3. bums on hastings were insects that reincarnated later into humans
yes i was a fucked up child :P
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