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02-03-2010, 11:52 AM
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#76 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by Obsideon  NO WAI?!... what 3rd hole?!? | The one that lets you do the girl without getting her pregnant. Oh wait, that's the 2nd hole.  | 
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02-03-2010, 11:53 AM
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#77 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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I mix up A's and Aids. I'd always say my mom want me to get "Aids"
I always thought there were little men inside the speaker talking and playing music when u turn the radio on
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02-03-2010, 11:56 AM
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#78 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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1) You automatically got AIDS if you were gay
2) If you swallow gum it stays inside you forever and just accumulates in your stomache
3) TV characters were fake...LOL
4) People treat you how you treat them.....boy was i wrong
5) The doctor had magical powers that could heal you
6) I didn't know white stuff would come out when you nut...lol
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02-03-2010, 03:50 PM
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#79 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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I thought carpools were pools that people drove their cars into.
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02-03-2010, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ikkaku | wow I totally forgot about this show!
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02-03-2010, 05:24 PM
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#81 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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i always thought all the garbage in the world would be shot into outer space
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02-03-2010, 05:32 PM
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#82 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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i dont get it, how is the projector at metrotown a misconception?
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02-03-2010, 05:44 PM
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#83 | | is best wrench
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the 10 second rule
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02-03-2010, 06:09 PM
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#84 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Originally Posted by Wongtouski Doggy style always = anal sex | Hilarious, my friend thought the same thing.
I used to think the words to songs on the radio were run along the powerlines, like a record player the antenna on your car magically "read" the powerlines wirelessly. When we'd come to a stop and the song would keep playing I was like, WTF!? 
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02-03-2010, 07:06 PM
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#85 | | RS controls my life!
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Tooth fairy and the whole put your teeth under your pillow get money story.
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02-03-2010, 07:50 PM
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#86 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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"dead man's bridge", back at the old place where i used to live some friends and i thought this rusty bridge going over a ditch was haunted and some fucker raped people who passed over it
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Originally Posted by toyota86 the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. | | |
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02-03-2010, 10:06 PM
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#87 | | Cool beans bro
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Originally Posted by DC5-S i dont get it, how is the projector at metrotown a misconception? | I thought it used magical powers since the place was all rainbowy and trippy.
My grade 2 teacher told us that we were all smarter and faster than a calculator. To prove it she made the smart kid in the class pull out his calculator and she would say "Five times three" and we would yell "FIFTEEN!" and the kid 1 second later "Fifteen" and we were shocked to find humans faster than the machine. Only later did I realize that it's only cause it took him a second to type it in....we called the smart kid an idiot for such a long time...
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02-03-2010, 10:20 PM
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#88 | | Banned (ABWS)
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1) Thought no matter what you were drinking, you were drinking and driving
2) There were people that lived in the TV
3) TMNT was the coolest show ever, wait a minute, it still is! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL! TURTLE POWER!!
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02-03-2010, 10:21 PM
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#89 | | I HERP TO YOU DERP
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eating like goku will actually make u look and gain strength like him.. (ofcourse that did not work out at all)
the first time i drank coke i thought i would pee something black
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02-03-2010, 10:28 PM
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#90 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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also i was told that coffee stunts ur growth and it was bad for u
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02-03-2010, 10:45 PM
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#91 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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1.) If someone was stung by bees three times in their life, they'll die right away.
2.) I thought you could fast forward the commercials on live tv using the vcr.
3.) I believed in star light star bright
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02-03-2010, 11:07 PM
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#92 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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eating fish helps you swim.
Back in grade 1 learning simple math made everything look cheaper than it actually is. Such as an apple or a car in the question would be like $5.00.
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02-03-2010, 11:15 PM
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#93 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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I used to think "finger" was actually "thinger" because my brother could never say a word beginning with "th" properly. I argued with my mom about this, when I was about 4 years old.
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02-04-2010, 12:30 AM
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#94 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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i thought women took special pills in order to get pregnant, and that sex was only granted to you by a woman who thought you "deserve" it. and i didnt know sex involved screwing... i always thought it was just making out while naked
i was mindfucked when i had my first sex talk with my dad, i had a huuuuge grin on my face
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02-04-2010, 12:33 AM
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#95 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by oniyou i thought women took special pills in order to get pregnant, and that sex was only granted to you by a woman who thought you "deserve" it. and i didnt know sex involved screwing... i always thought it was just making out while naked
i was mindfucked when i had my first sex talk with my dad, i had a huuuuge grin on my face | This part still applies in today's society.  | |
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02-04-2010, 09:15 AM
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#96 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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I thought gay people had sex by putting their penis inside another's penis. Private to private. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-04-2010, 09:51 AM
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#97 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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i thought there is Moon Princess, 2 rabbits and a lumberjack on the Moon ( chinese fairy tale)
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02-04-2010, 07:19 PM
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#98 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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i use to believe that eating fish would make me swim faster
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02-04-2010, 10:24 PM
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#99 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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My parents told me they found me in a dumpster...
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02-04-2010, 10:27 PM
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#100 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by Ferio_EG My parents told me they found me in a dumpster... | some parents
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Originally Posted by jackmeister who are you planning to spend the rest of your life with? your sister or girlfriend? | Quote:
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Originally Posted by Joreus After spending some time reading through this thread, I now know how to give a killer blowjob. Thanks revscene. |
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