Yes

Have you ever witnessed a car accident?

yes

have you dated someone for over 3 years?

yes 9 years...

have you fell asleep while driving?

nop

(almost....><)

ever tried making a string of spaghetti go through your nose and out your mouth

nope.. but i did sneeze while eating spaghetti and the noodle came out my nose...

have you ate something that you thought it was something else but it wasnt

yup

have you ever gone to a concert or some sort of event only to realize you left the tickets at home?

ya

have you ever tried reading a stupid novel for school but couldnt be bothered to read it and start searching up summaries on google only to find that there are no free summaries so you end up paying for one coz you're just that lazy

never paid!! i was always able to find them online..... Sparknotes the greatest invention!!

have you been bitten by a dog or any other animal?

no lol.

have you ever read ANY novel for english in high school

supposed to read it but never did always searched for the summary online!!

ever fail a class in high school

yes i have, prick of a teacher

ever run out of gas on the roaad

nope,

ever blow a tire on the road

nop

have you ever gotten a ticket

yep running a yellow light to school for my 7am class and saw the huge traffic light camera flash at me,

have you ever felt betrayed?

Yup

Have you ever rolled a sushi roll before?

yea, but it didnt look like a sushi roll... haha

have you ever got caught jerking off by your SO while sleeping one night

Yes

Have you performed "the shocker" before?

Yes and she still loves it

have you ever hit and ran someone before?

nawww


Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? when they know they're your heart and u know you were their armour and u will destroy anyone who would try to harm her. But what happens when karma turns right around and bites you?

Yes.

Have you ever had your nipples sucked before?

5 mins ago

Have you ever been bitten by a dog?

Yes

Has your g/f tried feeding you your own jizz after you finish inside their mouth?

sadly, yes.
nasty lol

have you ever tried to act tough from an injury, and completely fail

yes but didnt fail: last weekend i rolled by ankle during basketball but kept playing to win the game

have you ever knocked someone the fck out?

no, im a lover not a fighter haha

have you ever went down on a someone only to puke coz it stank!!