always. One time i sharted and had to pull over at safeway to poo (i was sick and had diarrhea)

Have you ever pissed on yourself or on the floor by accident because you had dried up cum in your peehole that made it shoot out crazy?

no, don't think so but my piss has gone crazy at times haha

have you ever had sex at school?

Nope... unfortunately.

Have you?

Yes. Handicapped washroom. Just be sure don't pick the ones with the automated flushing, because that'll be driving you crazy for 20 minutes.

Have you ever sat the fuck down on the toilet thinking you were going to have an exploder, started pushing and then just have one big squeaky fart, and it was over? FUCK I hate it when that happens.

hahaha yes

have you ever wanted to own a business?

yes

have you ever dreamed about owning a ferrari?

of course.


if you were about to die and had a chance to make one last phone call, who would you call?

Nancy

have you ever been in a dream that you swore was real?

wrong question, this is not a choosing game, its have you game

have you slap a bitch ?

what do you mean wrong question? as long as it starts with have you... tsk tsk

have you ever been in a dream that you swore was real?

yes

have you ever been broken hearted?

yes

btw my post was for this question
"if you were about to die and had a chance to make one last phone call, who would you call?"
but danlee78 posted few min b4 me so i didnt see his post

have you smoke pot and drink booze?

yes to both, but not at the same time.


That would be me. That was my bad, totally forgot it was supposed to start with "have you.."



Anyways, have you ever drunk-dialed or drunk-texted a girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/girl you like(d)?

yes

have you ever sneezed food out of your nose?

Yea, rice... :P

have you ever pissed your in your pants in your 20s?

No

have you ever been to a dance battle jam?
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yeah

have you driven while on your cell phone after that cell phone law was enforced?

yeah i have but not for long, i bet some of you have too haha.

have you ever got ticketed for speeding?

yea, who hasnt?

have you ever had sex at work?

handjob count?

have you ever had a blowjob while driving?

no, i m a safe driver

have you recieve handjob

yep

ever walk in on your parents having sex?

no

have you?

thank god, no

have you ever street raced?

no

have you ever had sex in the park during the day?