u mean saying "i love you" when in fact you don't? then, no

have you ever reached down under someone's skirt in a club? and get knocked the fuck out?

no

have you ever hit a girl by accident while dancing?

no

have you ever threw something and it landed in some girl's cleavage?

LOL eraser bits bak in highschool. Rip a chunk of ur rubber eraser n huck it at peeps during class.

Have you ever received road head?
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Hells yea.

Have you ever given yourself road handjob?

no lol, i think its quite distracting when you drive stick

in high school, i didnt like this guy, so we ordered pizza, we each grabbed a slice and then i put pubes on the last slice and he didnt notice..

have you ever put ur privates or pubes on someones food?

^^ ewww no.. haha.. nasty


have you wanted to have sex but too lazy to wake up to do?

Almost. Usually we just end up spooning.


Have you ever tucked your junk between your legs, like in Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs, just to see what it looks like?

^yes lol when i was a kid, now its too big to tuck ;)

have u ever falcon punched your gf or wife

Nope..but there were times I wish I did.

Have you ever dick-slapped your GF/wife?

no

have you ever had a threesome?

yea...

have you ever had a foursome with 3 girls!!

^no , :(

has your gf ever sneezed while giving u head and bit u

no, that would be bad

have you ever got ur tongue stuck in between girls teeth?

no, wtf.

Have you ever "tossed the salad"?

^yes, and received (but to the above question: tongue stuck between a girls teeth, i was like WTF? she must have gaps between her teeth to do that)

have you ever participated in a bukkake

no (to my old comment, yea friends gf had one gap and he said his tongue got stuck)

have you ever ran outta breath and fainted cuz ur girl held ur head in place while u were going down on her?

no, shes always grab the pillow

have you ever threw up while going down a girl's pussy coz it stank soooo bad...

lol ewwww, NO, if she stinks so much she should stop you from going down..

has ur gf ever given u head and stopped b/c ur dick stinked so much?

No, I make sure I'm clean and immaculate before I get down


Have you ever anger-fucked a girl until they got scared and started crying?

im sorry but im lost at your answer El Bastardo?? why would you go down? wouldnt it be your GF?

but continue with the game

no, sex would never be with anger!


have you ever get licked in the A-HOLE!

^yes , and someones already asked that lol

have you ever licked an a-hole?

no

have you?

nope.

Have you used "the shocker" on your gf/wife?

I meant that if I get busy I make sure that I'm all showered the fuck up so I don't leave a bad taste in anyone's mouth ;)



And to answer the question - Yes. I've used the shocker before.


Have you ever filmed/taken pictures of yourself getting busy and posted them on the internet?