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03-24-2010, 10:31 AM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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03-24-2010, 10:44 AM
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#2 | | Zombie Mod
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You get what you pay for?
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03-24-2010, 11:05 AM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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LOL. that was great!
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03-24-2010, 05:54 PM
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#4 | | The RS Freebie guru
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So... you would go there for a cut and blow job?
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03-24-2010, 09:38 PM
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#5 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Blowjob? what gives you that idea? Posted via RS Mobile | |
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03-24-2010, 09:50 PM
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#6 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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03-24-2010, 09:53 PM
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#7 | | is best wrench
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Originally Posted by bartone  | haha thats my favourite one
is this the guy who also did the LCD TV with all these stupid requirements?
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03-24-2010, 11:37 PM
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#8 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by ajax Blowjob? what gives you that idea? Posted via RS Mobile | Whoosh.
A "cut and blow" is a common term where you get a haircut and then get your hair washed and blow dried.
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03-25-2010, 10:17 AM
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#9 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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^^ sarcasm fail?
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03-25-2010, 10:57 AM
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#10 | | RS Operative (G)
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lol at the weapon one
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03-25-2010, 11:11 AM
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#11 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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That weapon one was hillarious The gun in the cup was awesome
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03-25-2010, 11:26 AM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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03-25-2010, 12:32 PM
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#13 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Hahaha I fucking died when I saw the gun/cup combo.
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03-25-2010, 06:03 PM
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#14 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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LOL
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03-25-2010, 06:42 PM
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#15 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Whoosh.
A "cut and blow" is a common term where you get a haircut and then get your hair washed and blow dried. | "Sarcasm is a form of irony that is widely used in English especially when people are being humorous. Generally the sarcastic speaker or writer means the exact opposite of the word they use, often intending to be rude or to laugh at the person the words are addressed to."  | |
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03-25-2010, 07:41 PM
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#16 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Originally Posted by Stevie P Hahaha I fucking died when I saw the gun/cup combo. | i was literally laughing by myself with tears comming out of my eyes for 5 minutes straight when i saw that haha
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03-25-2010, 09:37 PM
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#17 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by ajax "Sarcasm is a form of irony that is widely used in English especially when people are being humorous. Generally the sarcastic speaker or writer means the exact opposite of the word they use, often intending to be rude or to laugh at the person the words are addressed to." | This one is difficult to explain... but the whole point of my joke was to be a double entendre... such that it's not supposed to convey "blowjob"... but your supposed sarcastic comment takes the innuendo meaning instead, so in a way it's like a double negative.
Even now, I'm still not getting the sarcasm of your post... I must be missing something, or else we're on a completely different wavelength.
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03-25-2010, 10:47 PM
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#18 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul This one is difficult to explain... but the whole point of my joke was to be a double entendre... such that it's not supposed to convey "blowjob"... but your supposed sarcastic comment takes the innuendo meaning instead, so in a way it's like a double negative.
Even now, I'm still not getting the sarcasm of your post... I must be missing something, or else we're on a completely different wavelength. | You're thinking too complex here. I was coming from the artists direction with there being no blowjob and only the women cleaning the hair.
Edit: I just looked back and saw the space between blow and job, now it all makes sense! blame it on my phone.
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03-25-2010, 11:20 PM
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#19 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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Originally Posted by penner2k | haven't been to his site in a bit, this one was great especially when he explains it
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03-26-2010, 09:08 PM
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#20 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by ajax You're thinking too complex here. I was coming from the artists direction with there being no blowjob and only the women cleaning the hair.
Edit: I just looked back and saw the space between blow and job, now it all makes sense! blame it on my phone. | Okay, now we're on the same page. | |
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