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Old 04-20-2010, 07:50 AM   #1
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25 Ridiculous Inventions

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1. Baby Toupee

Because it's never too early to make your child feel like Donald Trump.





2. Doggles

I think my dog will hate me if I make him wear these.





3. To Do Tattoo

What's wrong with writing the list on a piece of paper?





4. Motorized Cone

Some people are just too lazy to rotate their cone when eating ice cream. Hence, the motorized cone. Genius, right?






5. Wine Glass Holder Necklace

How do you walk with this hanging from your neck without spilling your wine?






6. Inflatable Toast

Some of us are so unfortunate that we don't have big lunch bags. In fact, there are some of us that have no lunch bags. Thankfully, we have inflatable toasts that we can just stuff in our back pockets.





7. Infant Hand Pillow

Okay, how freaky are those things?






8. Time Beam

Or you can use your watch. That's cool, too.





9. Paper Email

Wow, there's even a BCC field!







10. Spaghetti Twirler

Another wonderful product for the guy who can't rotate his own ice cream cone.







11. Plastic Wishbone

Why? I have absolutely no idea.






12. Tandem Toilet

Will save your marriage and the environment. But like I said, no thank you.







13. Half Deck

I have always found card games boring. I feel that these will definitely make them more interesting.







14. DVD Rewinder

How I was able to live years watching DVDs without a rewinder is beyond me.






15. Pratone Grass Chair

You pay more than $14,000 for this. I think I'll just go and sit on my yard.



16. Finger Plate

I wish they'd come up with a diamond-encrusted one to match my couture gown.







17. Global Warming Rug

Now that is just depressing. Especially because I'm sure the polar bear will be terrorized by my cat.






18. Lap Pillow

If girls can have the boyfriend pillow, lonely guys can buy this.






19. Dribble Glass

Because normal glasses are just so boring.





20. Wrist Phone Carrier

Can you find anything more chic than that thing?








21. Immersion Scarf

Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.







22. Boyfriend Arm Pillow

credits: www.pollsb.com
I don't know about you but I would be creeped out with this on my bed.







23. Flatulence Deodorizer

Apparently, this is VERY useful.








24. Beer Bra

This is in production. I will be okay with this if they come up with a refrigerated beer bra.






25. Pillow Wig

I think I'll choose coffee over this.
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:34 AM   #2
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Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:54 AM   #4
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:33 AM   #6
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wtf ahahah those are some of the most dumbest things i have ever seen
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Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one
The DVD Rewinder is a gag gift that they sell at Think Geek.
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but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:52 AM   #11
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You can't even eat the motorized cone
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the lap pillow... hahhahaha i bet you no one would say they own one if they had it.
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but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials
HAhahah are you THAT lazy?
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I'm sorry, what's wrong with the Beer Bra? Sucking on titties + drinking beer = awesome.
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15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool
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15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool
I'd buy one if I had $14,000 to spare.
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15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool
they should mass produce it so it would cost a lot less.

I'd buy it if it costs a few hundreds.
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Wheres the solar-powered flashlights and black highlighters at?
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c-lai caps.... are ridiculous

dunno what they are called. nor can i find a pic on the net.
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21. Immersion Scarf

Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.
Hilariously stupid
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