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05-06-2010, 02:50 PM
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#1 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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| Birds keeping shi*tting on my car
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05-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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#2 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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05-06-2010, 03:01 PM
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#3 | | I'll be good I promise.
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05-06-2010, 03:02 PM
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#4 | | Banned (ABWS)
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dont piss off the birds.
I used to work at the keg in burnaby. Everyone knows around that area and BCIT there are TONS of crows. One day I decided to do a powerslide into them. Now everytime I park the car there birdshit ALL OVER
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05-06-2010, 03:07 PM
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#5 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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find one of the birds, hold it down, and take a long shit on it. That will teach em!, that or a car cover or something lol
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05-06-2010, 03:11 PM
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#6 | | Banned (BBM)
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they love to drop it like its hot yo
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05-06-2010, 03:13 PM
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#7 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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keep a pellet gun handy, and show them what happens if they hang out around your car
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05-06-2010, 03:14 PM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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05-06-2010, 03:16 PM
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#9 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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i fucking hate birds...
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05-06-2010, 03:17 PM
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#10 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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05-06-2010, 03:20 PM
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#11 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Best way is to hunt them down lol Posted via RS Mobile | |
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05-06-2010, 03:21 PM
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#12 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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I heard that if you get a slice of bread, soak it in draino and feed it to them, it apparently blows up their stomach.
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05-06-2010, 03:24 PM
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#13 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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05-06-2010, 03:33 PM
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#14 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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05-06-2010, 03:35 PM
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#15 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by DuhDang  dont piss off the birds.
I used to work at the keg in burnaby. Everyone knows around that area and BCIT there are TONS of crows. One day I decided to do a powerslide into them. Now everytime I park the car there birdshit ALL OVER | lol so they remember your car? wtf!
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05-06-2010, 03:37 PM
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#16 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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It doesn't matter. As long as the car reflects an immense amount of light, they will shit on it. Basically anything super shiny.
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05-06-2010, 03:39 PM
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#17 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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05-06-2010, 03:40 PM
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#18 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Get a car cover.  | |
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05-06-2010, 03:41 PM
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#19 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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my parking rules:
1) never under a pole, or power line.
2) never near a roof or shade.
3) never under a tree or signage.
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05-06-2010, 04:06 PM
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#20 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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did u ever piss the birds off?
birds remember human faces, so i guess they can remember specific cars too
just shoot the next bird that shits on ur car
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05-06-2010, 04:09 PM
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#21 | | I'll be good I promise.
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05-06-2010, 04:10 PM
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#22 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by sleazyho did u ever piss the birds off?
birds remember human faces, so i guess they can remember specific cars too
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05-06-2010, 04:19 PM
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#23 | | WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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Originally Posted by sonick lol so they remember your car? wtf! | don't think birds are that stupid but i'm not saying they have the ability to remember a car 
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05-06-2010, 04:32 PM
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#24 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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wha? birds shit their pants when they see shiny things? good god.
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05-06-2010, 04:38 PM
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#25 | | How I Mod your mother
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Yeah park somewhere else.. My car gets pelted quite often in the summer when my car's always clean. Keep quick detailer and some microfibers in your car to wipe it off asap.
That shit can eat through your clear if you dont get it off. Just sayin..
But seriously I know how you feel. I was debating getting a pellet gun and keeping it in my car and just spray when I see a big group of crows.. Buuuuut that would probably backfire somehow
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