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01-16-2011, 12:32 AM
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#13051 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by shawn79  i have a feeling that we will put alberts on the 4th line... with glass and hansen | I didn't know we were in the business of making defencemens into forwards. For that matter, I didn't know Alberts changed his name to Byfuglien.
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01-16-2011, 01:04 AM
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Oh, i didnt know, the more you know, let me know...
i guess u missed the games where Kevin Bieksa was to play forward, in top six role when benier was out last season.
although he seems lost playing as a foward
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01-16-2011, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by CRS I didn't know we were in the business of making defencemens into forwards. For that matter, I didn't know Alberts changed his name to Byfuglien. | alberts is absolutely going to TEAR it up come playoff time. causing havoc in front of the crease especially 
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01-16-2011, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by RiceIntegraRS If gillis doesny want to trade anyone. All he has to do is keeP salo on LTIR until we can afford him to play for us. Salo doesnt need to be rushed into the lineup which only helps us. Posted via RS Mobile | You can't keep at healthy player on LTIR. Regardless of whether or not you can afford him.
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01-16-2011, 07:08 AM
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#13055 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Alberts will not play forward.
Bieksa can skate with the puck, that's why he played up. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-16-2011, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by !Nhan You can't keep at healthy player on LTIR. Regardless of whether or not you can afford him. | No one is going to force him to play, and if anything Salo owes the Canucks the courtesy of saying "no I'm not quite ready to play" even if he is just to resolve the cap problems Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-16-2011, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by !Nhan You can't keep at healthy player on LTIR. Regardless of whether or not you can afford him. | Salo's decision if he feels fit enough to play. Like Hondaracer said, he probably realizes the cap situation we are in and the team is tearing it up without him. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-16-2011, 09:51 AM
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Yep, no one is going to tell Salo to play until he's medically cleared and at this point, neither Salo nor the team doctors are going to say that's the case. The NHL can suspect he's healthy all they want but they're not going to do anything about it. It would set a really bad precedent. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-16-2011, 10:32 AM
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salo still gets paid while on injury?
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01-16-2011, 10:40 AM
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#13060 | | I have named my kids VIC and VLS
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by insurance but it doesnt count towards the cap [obviously]
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01-16-2011, 10:41 AM
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01-16-2011, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by illicitstylz salo still gets paid while on injury? | by Gillis under the table obviously. 
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01-16-2011, 11:46 AM
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From http://canucks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=549623:  Quote: Ballard vs Bieksa
It looks like Ballard is in a hockey bag, in a garbage can. And that’s 100 per cent accurate – it’s just not the whole story.
A little background on Ballard: he’s a jokester. Last year in Florida, he and teammate Bryan Allen fooled guys so much that one day someone got them back by putting all the furniture from their hotel room in the bathroom.
“We had a bed frame and a remote left in the room, mattresses and everything else were in the bathroom – on a game day too,” laughed Ballard.
Ballard has brought that lightheartedness to Vancouver, although his pranks are much less severe. A few weeks ago, for example, he and Alex Edler waited for Kevin Bieksa to go into a meeting after taping his sticks for a game; they then un-tapped them all.
“Everybody is pretty capable of having fun and laughing at themselves, so that makes it really fun,” said Ballard.
Bieksa was the target of another prank Saturday while the Canucks got ready for an optional skate at Xcel Energy Center.
No Home Alone type battle plan with broken Christmas ornaments, paint cans swinging from the ceiling, tar on the stairs or a fan with feathers, Ballard took a much simpler approach.
“I decided to hide in his bag,” explained Ballard. “We put all his gear in his stall and I was going to hide in his bag and then when he opened it, I would scare him. We were bored; me and Edler were trying for most of the day to play a trick on Juice.”
As you can see from the picture of Ballard in Bieksa’s hockey bag, in the garbage, it clearly failed. Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows were responsible for that.
“It backfired when I got into the bag and Kes and Burr grabbed me after I had zipped it up and I wasn’t looking and stuffed me into the trash, which is just a garbage maneuver by them.
“It backfired a little bit, but that’s okay, as long as you write in your story that they didn’t stuff me into the bag. I went in on my own as part of a different prank.”
Thanks to Henrik Sedin and Edler, the Ballard filled bag was out of the trash and back in Bieksa’s stall when the defenceman was ready to get suited up for practice.
Then the plan backfired again.
“He crawled into my hockey bag there and thought for whatever reason I wouldn’t notice my bag being three times the size it usually is,” smiled Bieksa.
“I come over and looked at it and I see that obviously it’s huge, so I start kicking him and then I tried to pick him up and throw him in the garbage can, but he’s a hefty boy so it was hard.”
To clarify, Ballard is not slender enough to fit into a regular hockey bag, he grabbed a goalie bag and put Bieksa’s number tag on it.
Great in theory, the plan didn’t pan out how Ballard had hoped.
“When Juice came out of the trainer’s room, he just looked at the bag and was like ’who’s in there?’ He knew right away, it was kind of stupid. In my head it was going to come out a lot better.”
All in all, everyone had a good laugh, even if it ended up being at Ballard and not Bieksa.
“He’s a little strange,” laughed Bieksa, “he’s definitely the odd one out of the group, but he likes to have fun and he keeps guys on their toes and he’ll often make himself the butt of the joke to get a laugh for the boys.”
So is the prank worth retaliating?
“It’s not that type of thing, it’s something where I just laughed at him and asked him what he was doing. It was harder for him to get into there and lie on the ground with me kicking him, so he took a beating out of it.”
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01-16-2011, 12:26 PM
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#13064 | | GO FLAMES GO
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01-16-2011, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Tegra_Devil VICTORY OVER THE LEAFS! | Yeah, well I beat up a cripple today, but you don't see me screaming about it from the balcony.  | |
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01-16-2011, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by woob Yeah, well I beat up a cripple today, but you don't see me screaming about it from the balcony. | you shouldnt do that..you could be charged
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01-16-2011, 02:54 PM
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01-16-2011, 02:55 PM
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Sporsnet Vancouve Hockey again FUUUUCK. Stream?
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Originally Posted by skyxx Sonick is a genius. I won't go into detail what's so great about his post. But it's damn good! | 2010 Toyota Rav4 Limited V6 - Wifey's Daily Driver
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01-16-2011, 03:01 PM
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01-16-2011, 03:01 PM
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Weird, I tried earlier and said it was down. Prolly typed it in wrong. Thanks!
Edit: not working yet?
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Originally Posted by skyxx Sonick is a genius. I won't go into detail what's so great about his post. But it's damn good! | 2010 Toyota Rav4 Limited V6 - Wifey's Daily Driver
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01-16-2011, 03:09 PM
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01-16-2011, 03:09 PM
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neither is channelsurfing
and that ghost_lady channel on justin.tv is offline!
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01-16-2011, 03:09 PM
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Yep, nothing yet. I'm searching google for a stream but no luck yet
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01-16-2011, 03:12 PM
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#13074 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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I love the Wild's alternate jerseys. they need to ditch their main ones for this.
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