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Old 03-24-2011, 11:32 AM   #18976
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Yeah, he uses the same phrases over and over again, but I think Don Taylor's pretty funny...

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Old 03-24-2011, 12:51 PM   #18977
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I'd give up any/all of those for a Cup, and I'm sure the players/staff would agree!
in b4 someone says they'll give up their left nut for a stanley cup.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:57 PM   #18978
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armind which jersey r u getting?
I'm thinking Kesler as of now.
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:09 PM   #18980
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Damn can't find a Schneider jersey to get signed tomorrow

Anybody know where they have any today? Our work just bought the last 4 mediums and no more larges
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:21 PM   #18981
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:30 PM   #18982
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Damn can't find a Schneider jersey to get signed tomorrow

Anybody know where they have any today? Our work just bought the last 4 mediums and no more larges
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:48 PM   #18983
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"Vokoun, as in Tomas, for trivia fans - wearing (player name) old number 29 makes the save in rapier like fashion."

Can anyone guess this sportscaster
Hate this guy so much.

Its gotta be Don Taylor or Dan O'toole & Jay Onrait, otherwise will not watch!
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:58 PM   #18984
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Yeah, he uses the same phrases over and over again, but I think Don Taylor's pretty funny...
I found him funny in the begining, but now it is the same recycled comments...

After a fight "sportsnet judge Hazel Mae in her leather skirt/librarian glasses gives the win to ...."

"What a save with the left habby or was it the right brulin?"

"ensuing bruhaha..."

There's a bunch more but it slips my mind right now.
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:12 PM   #18985
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The guy who does play by play for the Pens is pretty funny. Same goes with the guy on MSG who does the Sabres games.
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:55 PM   #18986
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I found him funny in the begining, but now it is the same recycled comments...

After a fight "sportsnet judge Hazel Mae in her leather skirt/librarian glasses gives the win to ...."

"What a save with the left habby or was it the right brulin?"

"ensuing bruhaha..."

There's a bunch more but it slips my mind right now.
how can you hate him when he makes references to jody vance

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Quick is a fkin jedi man,

I can't wait til games actually start meaning something again, whatever team we get the first round is gonna be tough.
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:50 PM   #18988
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Don Taylor went to Alpha Secondary for the Burnaby peeps in this thread!
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Old 03-24-2011, 04:55 PM   #18989
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Wheres the schneider signing going to be at?
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:11 PM   #18990
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The best Don Taylor sayings are...

"And he makes the save with his right Khabi...or was it his left 'Bulin?"

"As always when Brunette scores, the assists go to Blonde and Redhead."

Plus any references to Drake Berehowsky.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:12 PM   #18991
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Quick is a fkin jedi man,

I can't wait til games actually start meaning something again, whatever team we get the first round is gonna be tough.
...I posted this like...less than ten posts ago.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:21 PM   #18992
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lol last night Dan O'toole replied to a tweet i made to him saying he was a typical ignorant eastern media type
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:29 PM   #18993
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we bought the last 3 mediums at team store already.

the signing is not public, its just personal and he's signing stuff for our work.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:33 PM   #18994
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lol last night Dan O'toole replied to a tweet i made to him saying he was a typical ignorant eastern media type
You were kinda harsh..lol. It was one of Luongo's best games. I wouldn't say best but it is a matter of opinion.
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:35 PM   #18995
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oh ya, and the fish haha
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:43 PM   #18996
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is that a real catfish???
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Old 03-24-2011, 05:47 PM   #18998
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we bought the last 3 mediums at team store already.

the signing is not public, its just personal and he's signing stuff for our work.
Call pacific coast cresting and buy a 35 in the canucks font and get him to sign that. Then get a blank jersey and get the 35 sewn on. BAM! There you go.
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No they said that the catfish was a replica. Heard it after the 10th time after watching that video. First 9 were for the blonde.
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Boston up 5 - 0 on Montreal... hmmm, brawl ensue possibly?
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