cl posting ..

[insomniac]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/1842209087.html
someone should email this dude

FOR SALE/TRADE:

You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich fucks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION fuckin dollars building that shit. And it was made in MOTHERFUCKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? FUCKIN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ass, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and shit. The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 fuckin inches, thats bigger than that fat ass bitch you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to fuckin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, bitch. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothefuckin man, you can reverse that sonofabitch over cats and shit. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty ass date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her ass over your baller ass leather seats. I could sit in those seats all fuckin day and not even give a shit. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, bitches know you ain't fuckin around.

BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?

Whoa whoa whoa, hold your faggot horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta ass low profile tires. Fuck, those things grip like a fuckin gorilla, that's fuckin grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that shit, so you know that's some tough shit right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the fuckin morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun motherfuckin Tzu (the only book that fuckin matters). You turn on the fuckin domelight and burn your retinas to shit, cause, that shit is bright as the motherfuckin son. In fact, I'm such a fuckin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy ass eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that shit shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet ass ride pass them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a motherfuckin UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're fuckin right. They're fuckin magic. Buy this motherfucker, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry ass Gangbang porn you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.



2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.

If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.

Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.

Asking 14k. PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE.

[Fobman]

just another fag

[tiger_handheld]

still a funny ad. very captivating compared to 98% of other CL ads.

[freakshow]

i think he's trying to hard..

[hotong]

ads like these make me not want to buy their car.

[jpark]

representing sf bay

[hk20000]

hahaha that's cool now I'd consider it if he'd rap the whole description out and make a video for me to giggle at.

[mqr03]

tl:dr

[Jegz]

bright as the motherfuckin son

[124Y]

I can totally picture Mr. Chi-City reading this ad out

[double0seven]

Very attractive ad

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

wat kind of ad is that

[sleeves]

very entertaining