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09-23-2010, 09:20 AM
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#76 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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drank a quarter fifth and then passed out | 6 shots in one sitting? wow you must have taken it rough
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09-23-2010, 09:28 AM
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#77 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Burned my leg on the side exhaust pipe of my cousins AC Cobra while jumpin into the passenger seat, not as bad as some of the shit u guys wrote here but stil bad, also wen u get ur wisdom teeth remove that needle the dentist injects to freeze ur mouth, hurts like a bitch for me it was fuking hell when he injected twice into the roof of my mouth !! Posted via RS Mobile | |
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09-23-2010, 09:34 AM
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#78 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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only things i can think of are:
1. slicing the tip of my index finger open (horizontally) with a butcher's knife while washing dishes at age 8 or 9. what i had done was take the sponge and ran it straight across the blade. i remember i did this because i was thinking about how my bitch ass sister kept complaining i did a bad job washing dishes. when i got home from the hospital i had apparently spurted blood all over the sink area.
2. tobaganning with my overweight sister when the thing flipped over and i went downhill on my chin with my sister on my head. did i mention she's a fatass? 
3. last year i got iritis from my dog accidentally jabbing me right in the eye (110lb dog). the pain was intense and non-stop for a good 4 weeks. couldn't even sleep without pain killers. vision was blurred, had to see eye specialist (about 10 appts), multiple eye drops, could have lost sight in the one eye.
other than that i've been pretty lucky. no broken bones or anything like that. i don't count the minor things like sprained ankle, slicing my cheek open by dropping a cat convertor on my face, etc.
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09-23-2010, 09:42 AM
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#79 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Might as well chime in ....
Oddly enough I have had some "serious injuries" such as broken raidus/ulna, basal skull fracture, and some broken ribs, but the worst pain I have experienced did not stem from any of these...
Tooth ache from a tooth with sever dental carries... tooth pain is terrible.
Honorable mention for various broken fingers, and especially my right thumb over and over and over again.
Also hurt my back lifting something a couple months ago, though it was painful for a few weeks I would take tooth pain in a second, but it really made me realize what people with back injurys have to deal with, mobility was terrible, and any little movement you make is rarely isolated to your extremities, almost movement you make requires the use of your core muscles and when your core muscles arent working properly... it makes daily life very irritating.
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09-23-2010, 09:45 AM
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#80 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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For me, circumcision. I curse my parents for making me wait till Grade 5 so I knew what real pain feels like.  | |
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09-23-2010, 09:46 AM
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#81 | | Rider
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Originally Posted by spoon.ek9
2. tobaganning with my overweight sister when the thing flipped over and i went downhill on my chin with my sister on my head. did i mention she's a fatass? |  | |
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09-23-2010, 09:48 AM
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#82 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Tore my mcl twice Posted via RS Mobile | |
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09-23-2010, 09:52 AM
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#83 | | RS.net PIMP
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Getting hit with a .40 bullet while wearing a level II ballistic vest, hurt like a mofo. It felt like there was a truck parked on top of my chest and you get that feeling that you can't breath for about a couple minutes, it actually hurt more than getting hit without the vest, happened while I was working private security.
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09-23-2010, 10:06 AM
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#84 | | Revscene Legend
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Originally Posted by 7seven Getting hit with a .40 bullet while wearing a level II ballistic vest, hurt like a mofo. It felt like there was a truck parked on top of my chest and you get that feeling that you can't breath for about a couple minutes, it actually hurt more than getting hit without the vest, happened while I was working private security. | Holy shit, was it one of those training sessions or did you actually get attacked?
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09-23-2010, 10:08 AM
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#85 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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yeah.... 7seven must have been attacked by justin bieber fans
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09-23-2010, 10:19 AM
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#86 | | RS.net PIMP
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Originally Posted by dogeatcookie Holy shit, was it one of those training sessions or did you actually get attacked? | Wasn't a training session, we try not to fire live rounds at each other during those  I was working for a client in California, who attended a party where a situation between two third parties escalated out of control and my client out of his own stupidity while trying to act as captain save-a-ho got involved so me and the rest of the security detail had to get involved.
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09-23-2010, 10:26 AM
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#87 | | I Wanna Go Fast!
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7seven wins. You ever worked for a PMC or just "local" VIP stuff?
Mine: Had a chunk of flesh torn out of my hip in a motorcycle accident when I hit a road reflector while sliding. Wound was about 2"x1" and 3/4" deep, was burnt and had a lot of debris in it. Nurse, using all her strength, scrubbed it clean with a hard nylon scrub "brush" that they use for pre-surgery cleaning of doctors' hands. No anesthetic and it was right on the nerves. I have a pretty high pain tolerance and I almost lost consciousness.
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09-23-2010, 10:40 AM
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#88 | | RS.net PIMP
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Originally Posted by JD¹³ 7seven wins. You ever worked for a PMC or just "local" VIP stuff? | I've done 2 contract jobs for a PMC before but mostly I do local VIP security details.
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09-23-2010, 10:48 AM
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#89 | | I Wanna Go Fast!
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Originally Posted by 7seven I've done 2 contract jobs for a PMC before but mostly I do local VIP security details. | Right on, roommate is ex-BW so I was curious as to what kind of experience you had  | |
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09-23-2010, 11:10 AM
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#90 | | no
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I went off a dirt jump on my mountain bike like five years ago, and than I nose cased the landing tranny of the jump went over my bars. From the impact the helmet came off and I hit my head on to the ground pretty hard also landing wrist first. I wad blacked out for like 15mins and when I woke up all my friends were surrounding me and one of them was like "duuuude yur fuken wrist!" I looked over and my bone was poking out not through e skin but my skin was stretched poked out from it... had to get a metal plate in there for surgery and now I have a very ugly scar from it on my right wrist Posted via RS Mobile | |
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09-23-2010, 11:17 AM
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#91 | | Banned By Establishment
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i would say tearing ligaments in my ankle or getting cut.
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09-23-2010, 11:52 AM
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#92 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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worse pain i've ever felt was my mom slamming the door on my thumb... god turned purple for a week.
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09-23-2010, 12:20 PM
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#93 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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was on merry go round fell off bit hole through tongue when i was 12ish so i had to bike home which was about 15 min bike ride
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09-23-2010, 12:56 PM
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#94 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by RRxtar and i had terrible ear infections when i was a kid. that hurts IN YOUR BRAIN! im surprized no one has mentioned that | i used to get them quite frequently. when i was 10 i had an ear infection which ended up tearing my ear drum - that was quite painful, thanks for reminding me
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09-23-2010, 02:33 PM
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#95 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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The amount of pussy shit in here is unbelievable, but then 7seven saves it by being shot lol.
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09-23-2010, 02:48 PM
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#96 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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When I was about 8 or 9, my brothers and I were playing keep away. I was standing close to stairs to the garage and my older brother gets pissed off and pushes me. I fall backwards and my left arm flies back and hits a large, open tin container. Sliced my wrist clean. So much blood gushing and didn't even go to the hospital for stitches. Til this day, if you press hard enough, the pain is still there. Gotta go to the doctors and get that scar tissue out.
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09-23-2010, 06:22 PM
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#97 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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I had six 5 inch incisions on the sides of both of my calves after surgery for compartment syndrome and was laid up for a few months recovering. I wasn't able to walk/stand properly for a long time, and for the first few weeks it hurt like hell to put ANY pressure on my feet at all. So like 4 days after I was home from the hospital I try to go to the bathroom. I pull myself with my hands slowly to the side of my bed, drop my legs over the edge prop myself against a desk and pull myself onto an office chair. I bring the chair's height up and turn it around so that I can prop myself against the desk again and get up onto crutches so that I could hobble my way an inch at a time down the wall towards the door. Problem was that all the medication I was on to numb the pain made me dopey as hell and when I got to the door I fell through it, bending my ankles forward at all the wrong angles. Worst part of it was I had to wait 10 minutes for anybody else to get back to my place and help me up. That was the most pain I've ever endured and it was through a healthy dose of percocet too. Worst pins and needles, even worse than tattooing right over bone, along with constrictive pressure that was way off the charts (and my condition previously meant I commonly had 3-4x compartment pressure and it blew that away). Ugh, even just remembering this is going to send me to the liquor cabinet.
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09-23-2010, 07:46 PM
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#98 | | ...in the world.
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Hmmm...let's see.
Tore my ACL playing football. That hurt like crazy as my leg past my knee was twisted in the wrong direction. Lay on the ground just outright screaming in pain for a good few minutes.
Twice at the dentist. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, they gave me about six shots and it didn't work. I have a weird nerve condition in my gums. Told the dentist to take them out anyways. I was watching TV while he did it and when he cracked and pulled the first one, I absolutely shattered the remote in my hand. It was a bunch of parts and batteries afterwards.
And I had a root canal done at a new dentist as my old dentist botched a job that caused me to need a root canal in the first place. When he drilled to the bottom and touched the nerve endings at the bottom of my tooth, it hurt like fuck. I yelled and tore the arm off the dentist chair.
I don't remember the times I've been kicked in the nuts. I do remember losing the toenail off my big toe playing road hockey as a kid. That hurt too...needed stitches to close a gash in the spot where my toenail should've been.
Strangely, I've never broken a bone.
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09-23-2010, 08:08 PM
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#99 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Damn there's some good'uns.
Was i the hospital about 4-5 years straight between 2-7yrs old for various injuries to the head. Still have scars from all that.
Had gingivitis one time and had a loose tooth so the doc decided to pull it. And since my jaw small too small at the time he figured he might as well pull the other tooth (which was fine and fully rooted) to make it "symmetrical"... Since I had gingivitis he couldn't give me any anesthetic. Feeling your tooth slowly being ripped out is no fun.
Done my fair share of extreme sports, I've eaten shit enough times downhilling. Been knocked out once or twice and should've been knocked out way more times.
Lost a bunch of finger nails.
Best picture of my latest injury? See if you can spot what's wrong... Shoulder is still messed from it, prolly shoulda had surgery but the doc wanted me outa there cuz he can do that with collarbones. My shoulder is now pushed in too much, facing forward, and too high. I still can't sleep on it and it's been about 16 months since I did it. 
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09-23-2010, 08:41 PM
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When I was about 12 years old my parents had a camping spot right on the water. I was screwing around down on the beach in the logs making a fort or some shit and had my leg in between two logs. I went to turn and bend and everything from my knee down didn't turn. I ended up tearing all the cartilage in my one knee. I was screaming so hard I remember. Went to bed that night in horrible pain and woke up in the morning to go to the Doctors and I couldn't even put Jeans on because my knee was so swollen. I noticed I had a purple dot in my ankle and when I went to the doctor I asked him about it and he said it was the blood running down the inside of my leg and pooling in my ankle...gross..
Also I've been pushed into a block wall and got a tooth smashed out. Hit in the face with a rock and a tooth smashed out.
Also i dislocate my knee like once a month because I have excess fluid buildup behind my knee cap so it pops out like nothing.
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