Accurate

^ great pic of Trump and Trudeau

100% true. I know the procedure by heart.

Does that happen to you only in the states or even coming back home ? If it happens at home that’s fucked up man.

I had a 2 hour layover at LAX years ago and ended up sitting at my gate the whole time people watching. Every 'randomly' selected person was either dark skinned or was in a wheelchair.

The one incident that I still remember was when 2 African guys, who had Kenyan distance runner bodies, dressed in polos, basketball shorts and flip flops reached the gate. Even before they reached the cop doing 'random' gate screenings, the pair assumed the position on the wall.

The cop goes over and tells them, hey you don't need to do that unless you're selected for additional screening, and motions them off the wall. The two guys look totally relieved and happy that the haven't been selected again and start walking down the gate.

First guy walks past the cop, second guy is just about to, and the cop puts his hand up, stops him and motions him to the wall. Guy number 2 got selected for the 'random' search anyway!

Man, the look on guy number two's face.....

I have never been to the room but I always get a free massage. It's scanner, wand, then a massage by some dude. As soon as I step out of the scanner I assume the position before they even say anything. The only time I didn't get a free massage is when I was coming back from Mexico and that's probably because I was only wearing a T-shirt and shorts.

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For those who dont speak Chinese, pcool sounds like "bum" in mandarin.

Happens more often than you think... if their company is footing the bill, ppl don't care, they just park in the short term lot.

I think the point was that it was for almost 2 years but they put the bill as 348.25 days (dates and # of days circled in highlighter)